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12.
A male sibling. Having a brother has its advantages and disadvantages. Most of the time, the disadvantages outweigh the advantages by far. Below I will list a fair amount of advantages and disadvantages of having a brother.

Advantages

1. You have someone to play with and have fun with when you have nothing else to do.
2. You can ask your brother for advice, and he can be helpful to you in many ways.
3. You have someone to pick on (usually younger), and you use them to make you feel better about yourself.

Disadvantages

1. If you are the younger brother, you usually get picked on and intentionally hurt by your older brother.
2. You get falsely accused of things daily. Your brother makes ridiculous assumptions about you.
3. You know that your brother is wrong, but you don't say anything because you know he will just argue back and say incredibly stupid things, in order to make it seem like he is right. He may also even try and fight will you, physically. And you know your parents will do shit to help. You know it is all a big waste, so you bottle up your anger inside and develop various problems. Your brother will seem to think that because you don't say anything back to him, that you know he's right. So he continues do be an ass towards you and you don't know what to do.
4. Your brother bothers you everywhere you go. You don't want him anywhere around you. You wish he would move out.
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Sometimes brothers can be real awesome people. You feel comfortable around them and you can talk to them about almost anything. But other times they can be a real ass. Then you wish that you would of never met them.

Brothers ARE a chore, I can tell you that. So, if you don't have a brother and you are fine with it, then consider yourself lucky. An emotional, sensitive brother and a cold, mean, "anger management" type brother don't go well together AT ALL. And that is what my life is like. I am the emotional, sensitive brother. It really sucks to be me.

To the people who get along great with your brother(s), I congratulate you. The difficulty of accomplishing that depends on the type of brother you are stuck with. I am one of the unlucky ones, unfortunately. Oh, what life would be like without the presence of my brother... *sigh*
*two brothers are in a fight; both are playing the same computer game. The computers are side by side on a large table.*

Brother 1: What are you talking about? There's 3 of them, not 4! You have no clue what you're talking about!

Brother 2: *doesn't want to argue... shakes his head* Just go back to your game. *Brother 2 looks back at his computer screen*

After a long pause, Brother 1 gets up from his chair, walks over to Brother 2, and punches him hard in the shoulder three times for no good reason. Brother 2 gives him a dirty look and doesn't hit him back because he doesn't want it to get any more physical than it already has.

Brother 2 wishes Brother 1 would get out of his life, forever. Brother 2 doesn't want anything to do with Brother 1, but realizes that he stuck with him and his shit for a long, long time. Brother 1 doesn't appreciate the fact that he has an extremely easy-going brother (Brother 1).
by JelloAlozaps August 31, 2007
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22.
A black male, related or not don't mater as long as his black
wass up my brother?
by Hustler 03 August 22, 2003
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23.
The best person in the world.
He's such an idol to his sisters.
Brother is the best.
Bryony (Sister) - BROTHER, you're the best.
Kerry (Sister) - Yeah! You're our idol!
Sean (Brother) - Aww thanks guys. You're the best sisters.

That's an example of a good family relationship.
by Bryony McEwan April 18, 2008
25 31
 
24.
Let's not forget in the South white guys often say 'Brother' to other white guys.
Example: Hey brother. Hey meaning hello down South.
by Hank33161 September 08, 2007
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25.
A person of the male persuasion who came out of the same vagina as you.
Steven Baldwin came from the same vagina as Alec Baldwin. They are brothers.
by Dorothy Deliri July 18, 2009
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26.
1. In the younger sense, an uninteligent being often bred for the father's satisfaction of having a male to carry on the family name. After birth, his life is purposeless.
2. A brandon, gay, or stupid
3. An act so stupid it recieves immediate sarcasm
He brothered yesterday, and we've been bothering him ever since.

dude 1: I have a brother.
dude 2: Sorry.
by Fobo the Hobo January 04, 2008
10 18
 
27.
a MALE (whether naturally or by sex change) who is related to u because he has the same mother and the same father as u.
They can be jerks or pals, mine is a jerk
My brother is not as smart as me.
by Lord Nword February 27, 2003
48 56
 
28.
a male person who has many female friends, none of which he has made a move on. this male also will treat his female friends extremely nicely with much care and treats them like his own sister. ultimately, this male believes that acting this way is the key to female vaginal area. but will never obtain in which what is dreamed.
male: hey hilary do you need to me to buy that purse.
female: oh sure. philip do you want me to show you a good time then.
male: ya, lets go to the movies.
female: (sigh) oh philip, you're just like my brother.
male: (excited) oh thank you.
by jacob brownstone September 09, 2007
9 18