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1. Brother's pee
The act of multiple males using one toilet at the same time to unirate. Generally requires the men the share a very close connection, either by blood or by fraternity.
(Multiple males at party) I've got to piss. Me too. Me too. Brother's pee.
2. pee
noun: a liquid waste that is given off as a result of the kidneys cleaning toxins in the blood; the color can range from dark yellow to clear

verb: To excrete this fluid
tenses: pee, peeing, peed, pees

also called, urine, piss
My little brother thinks it's funny to pee on the floor

3. pee cleaner
when you clean the toilet by aiming your pee at the stain.
over a period of days, the toilet will actually look cleaner. (especially useful on skid marks)
My brother left some skid marks in the toilet bowl, so I had to use some pee cleaner.
4. pee hard - Urinary Erectosis
1. Thats when you wake up in the morning with a RAGING hard on as a result of the need to pee. It really has nothing to do with hormones... truly a mystery to us men. We just kind of wake up sometimes and think "awwwww NUTS I wanted to stay in bed, now I got to get rid of this thing by taking a pee." Even worse is the physical manuevers one must use in order to point the erection DOWNWARD. The average fellow knows nothing of acrobatics, but I would think a mans pee hard tactics are as unique as a finger print. I myself start with a brisk walk to warm the muscles and of coarse a few squat thrusts followed by a good stretch. I then remove my garments, place myself infront of the bathroom sink and raise my arms directly up towards the sky. In one fell swoop I give it one good cartwheel to the left which places me in a hand stand precisely infront of my toilet. I then exhale slowly, and begin urinating. I have found that listening to Mozart can sort of get things flowing.

2. Captain of the star ship Enterprise.
"pee hard - Urinary Erectosis"
Well an example would be of the time either your brother or dad woke up with one. Its best to talk to them about it.
5. baby pee
Pee that is very diluted and watery. It also has almost no smell.
see also->
pee
piss
My baby brother threw a diaper at me, and all the BABY PEE got all over my. It wasn't that bad though...
by That Bum May 3, 2005 add a video
6. grizzly gizzy broski
the coolest hairest brother from another mother with humongo balls (who enjoys showing them off at random points to others), that sends pictures of his poop for you to laugh at it. joins in on family functions randomly pretending to know everyone. has a poop log book bought by his sister from another mother. it's educational and brings the two of them closer. whatever the situation is you back each other up otherwise the grizzliness of each other might come out. this awesome brother talks about the most perverted things ever that you wouldnt discuss with anyone else unless you are their sister from another mother. such as: sharting, pooping, farting, inventing brown underwear for those have sharting issues, making others utterly disgusted when they listen in on the conversations. educating friends of the family about prostate attacking with a hard nipple and taking pictures of it in "almost" action. carrying on completely ridiculous conversations that no one else understands.ridicularity and hilarity is always ensued at all times. making up groups for people to join such as Denim Anonymous Lovers for those who love denim so much they own denim furniture. Roleplay such as the poop hotline therapist, each other's psychiatrists, telling people to come visit us and not say a word and get straight to business. discussing poop so much that friends of the sister brother crew eventually join in and become obsessed and never want to leave them.

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7. pister clean
a type of household cleaner that is free. it's especially useful for those hard to reach areas, and it's strength depends on what you drink. still don't know what it is? it's your pee! for best results, you should be a dude.
My brother left the worst skid marks in the toilet bowl. I'm gonna have to use some pister clean
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