Bro Talk 

To add onto the Bro Talk definition by BambiBro......
It can be an even deeper discussion about your boys lives. Things said in bro talk sometimes have to stay with that group and that's how it is. Bro talk is all about respect and trust in your boys.

Zach: Bro talk last night was so intense.
Evan: I know, i feel you dude.
Zach: Yeah everyone got into it. Whatever was said stays with us.
Evan: Fashoda man. Legit Bro talk last night. To Terence's grandma.

Bro Talk by BambiBro2 September 7, 2009

Mia Brodalka 

She has a (rich) baby daddy that takes her to the Maldives where she meets famous people like Rita ora. (Will Smith) often sweeps her away for the weekend on his magically flying carpet. (Micheal Jackson) is dead but alive in her soul while she listens to him in her dreams. (Justin Bieber) even sing this to her all night long........ Rain Drop Drop Top. When I met you girl my heart went knock, knock, Now the butterflies in my stomach won't stop stop.

Person 1: OMG!!!! look at that sexy rich girl that has Justin Bieber drooling.

Person 2: That must be a Shakira.
Person 1: Um, no way girlfriend thats obv a Mia Brodalka.

Mia Brodalka by lottagotta June 4, 2019

brostalk 

Like sisstalk. When you go online to find information in profiles, etc. about what's going on in your brother's life because it's easier than picking up the phone and calling him.

Jane: My brother bought a new car.
Jenn: You called him?
Jane: No, he never answers his phone. I just brostalked him.

brostalk by lbeeee June 1, 2009

Bro talk 

the act of having a discussion between bros about the ladies, general things, certain situations, and the ladies. Usually to straighten things out with a friend or group of friends.

What is a bro ?

Evan: Bro talk?
Kevin: Yeah bro talk mayn.
Evan: Sick bro. You should totally get at so-and-so.
Kevin: Yeah I know bro.
Evan: So go pussy!

Evan: Good. Did you see how fine she looked?
Kevin: Yumps. She got tits like Jesus.
Evan: Fashoda.

Bro talk by BambiBro September 1, 2009

Brotaku 

A Brotaku is a person who is too cool for school yet at the same time is too nerdy to be a geek. Brotaku's have a great deal of status and are able to have a pokemon collection and still pull it off with extra swagger.

the word is basically a marriage between Bro and Otaku Where a Bro is your average cool guy in any "group of friends" or cliques and is a very popular person as well as a nerd in any category , gaming , anime , manga , or any of the subtypes that is defined as "Otaku" by Japanese terms.

you know that kid chris?

"yeah thats the kid with all the tatoos and like works out all day and gets every freaking girl."

did you know he loves anime ?

"whaaaaaaat?"

yeah that kid is a brotaku.

Brotaku by DeeyagerJMIN May 20, 2010

brotalitarian 

When your bro (i.e. friend, roommate, etc.) insist on totalitarian rule and has become an oppressive dick in attempt to control your everyday life.

"Time to suffer under my brotalitarian power, Steve!", exclaimed George after finally dominating Steve in a man-struggle to the death.

brotalitarian by African Cell Mate January 2, 2008

Brotalitarianism 

1. Similar to totalitarianism, brotalitarianism occurs when a (most often heterosexual) man's job, social life, and love life are taken over by his bro(s), a man (or men) who often has crazy or elaborate plans.

2. When a high school or college party is taken over by 'bros', a group of dumb jocks. Activities of a brotalitarianist party consist of smashing things, drunkenly hitting on virgins, and smashing things while drunkenly hitting on virgins.

The relationship of Barney Stinson and Ted Moseby (from the tv show How I Met Your Mother) is an example of brotalitarianism.

Dude 1: so how was Kimberly's party?
Dude 2: it was pretty lame until some brotalitarianists crashed it.

Brotalitarianism by smile, its the end of th world November 29, 2009