Skip to main content

One night brostand 

The adventures of the most temporary of guy friends, or brofriends... those we hang out with for only one night. We make up fake names and digits to protect ourselves from being tracked down after the fact, so that nothing we said or did can be attributed back to us, essentially a night of what happens in vegas.
Dude #1: Where were you last night?

Dude #2: One night brostand, don't even ask!
One night brostand by vonchris7 September 10, 2012
One night brostand mug front
Get the One night brostand mug.
See more merch

Brostard 

A short person who wears specs and stabs a bro in the back by dating the girl he was supposed to help the bro get
Bro1: hey look there is Saadi!!
Bro2: no man thats a Brostard
Brostard by Omer Mirza July 10, 2012

brostanks 

The slightly derogatory term used to address your fellow band members.
Hey Brostanks, Alt J is playing the Filmore on 9/5 tix are $33 ea anyone up for it?
brostanks by efaz May 17, 2013

Brostankidyasski 

Something you call your bro when they stink like ass.
Guy 1: “What’s up Brostankidyasski”
Guy 2: “Bro, I don’t smell that bad”
Brostankidyasski by RJBug February 22, 2023

Brosband 

When two men become more than best friends but less than lovers has no problem showing the other affection the relationship past bromance
"No roys not my best friend he is my brosband "
Brosband by Indian jake January 24, 2017

The Brostang 

Normally referring to a 4th gen V8 mustang, but is also taking in to account the douche that is usually driving it. May also be describing a mod-ed later model mustang (turbo charged mustangs may be equipped with a 'BRO'off valve). Or the behavior of a 'normal' person once they begin driving recklessly in a mustang (they become a Bro). Bro's usually talk in the third person. Usually WAY too much car for the owner but they insist on adding more power.
Travis: Dude, I hate riding around in that Brostang!

The Bro: Hey Bro!!
Travis: Oh hey bro. How's the Brostang running?
The Bro: Good Bro, but the check engine light is on.
Travis: Oh its probably just your "BRO"2 sensor.
The Brostang by allent2 June 2, 2010

Broshando 

A game used by bros to determine the outcome or rewards of a wager
Hey ill broshando you for the last beer!
alright ill broshando you for the chick on the right
Broshando by Sgt.Dave Perkins November 17, 2009