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To be more specific, "bros before hoes" refers to a man prioritizing the relationship he has with his friends above his relationship with his girlfriend. "Hoes before bros" is the other way around.
Either way, this phrase is degrading toward women, and any guy who doesn't make his girlfriend his number one priority (with exception possibly to academic success) doesn't deserve her. what a real man would say..
bill: lets go fishing. joe: i cant i have to take jill to the store today. bill: dude bros before hoes.. joe: no, there is no "bros before hoes" anymore im in a relationship. |
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The unwritten law that your bros (male friends) should always become before hoes (female with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with). Most used as a trump card by your bros when they feel you are becoming whipped or that your hoe is a slut and a bitch. Jack: Scott, its poker night, remember to pick up the beer.
Scott: Sorry I can't, Erica wants me to go shopping with her. She said we might go back to her house after we got done though, I'm hoping I will get in the box. Jack: WTF, bros before hoes, I will see you at 8. Scott: Good call, see you at 8. |
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A term used between male friends when one of them has become a whipped pussy ass bitch over a girl who in most cases is a tease. when this golden rule is forgetten, the friendship and even brotherly bonds that are shared between the bros can be broken down. Remember, take care of the bros, and they'll take care of you. The high school fling will end and six monts later, no one, not even you, will remember it, but your bros will still be there, untill the day you keel over and die. In other words, unless you plan to mary her, hang with the dudes, and if you do plan to marry her, she'll understand if you say you made plans with your friends; and if she's not a bitch she'll get over it. if she gets pissy she's not worth it and most likly klingy. Bro: Mike, were gona get shitfaced with the dudes tonite!
Mike: Sorry man, I made plans with Liniqua tonite. Bro: Fuck you, we've been planning this all week! bros before hoes dude. don't be a bitch. Mike: but i told her she was the reason I'm alive tonite so i can't go with you. Bro: (proceeds to reach down Mike's pants) Oh, there they are, i was wondering where your balls were hiding. she'll get over it, lets go. |
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the law stating that always keep your buds before the significant other.
gotta keep the priorities straight, yo. ho: let's go bowling.
dude: i be goin' out skeet shootin' wit' mah broes tonight. you know how it is. ho: tru dat! |
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The most true saying ever. You put your friends, homeis, what have you (bros) before your girlfriend, wife, mistress, etc (hoes). Always. Putting hoes before bros is wrong. It breaks all forms of comradery, homie-ship, and friendship. Never put your hoes before bros. NOTE: Putting hoe-bros before hoes is exceptible. Hoe-bros are friends who you are not romantically involved with, and also not trying to bang. But still put your bros before hoe-bros. Alex: Let's go smoke some weed!
John: Sorry man, I can't. Monique doesn't want me to do weed. Alex: Dude, you're getting whipped! Bros before hoes! John: Well played. Go get your lighter. |
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Common parallels: more...
1.|Bros before bitches 2.|Bros before boxes 3.|A Man code article 4.|A Bro code article 5.|Friends before females ---------------------------------------------------------------- Terms needing defined: 1. BRO | A bro in definition (if you are male) is a male you have a bond with. Most commonly referred to as friendship;friend. 2.>HOE;(HO) A woman, girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, wife or ex-wife. Any such subset. ---------------------------------------------------------------- "Bros before hoes" 1.> This term is a commonly referred to section of the "unwritten" "Man code" which refers to Men putting their friends or "brothers" before women. As it is respectful of one to treat those whose friendship was earned and is now respected above a woman who has not earned it. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Usage: subject 1: "Hey man" subject 2: "what's up?" subject 1: "I was thinking about asking that girl out over there ,but i heard she was your ex girlfriend and I was like nah Bros before hoes man." subject 2: "Damn straight" subject 1: "Real men follow the man code" subject 2: "True, True." ---------------------------------------------------------------- *Note: Common place of this term has fallen out of usage as most men currently lack the fortitude to convey such morality an... |
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When a guy puts friends before women. "Before Jimmy sexed Jenny, he put a call out to her boyfriend's answering machine saying they were doing it. Bros before hoes, dude!"
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men always back other men. bros before hoes:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. A man didn't come home 1 night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friends house. The wife called her husband's 10 best friends. 8 of them confirmed that he had slept over and 2 said he was still there. |
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