Do you wear Birkenstock sandals and a "Livestrong" bracelet? Do you like Family Guy, or play "ultimate frisbee", or wear a baseball cap with a pre-frayed brim? Are you now, or have you ever been, a Jack Johnson fan? If you answered DEAR GOD YES to any of these questions, then you may be a Bro. And being a Bro makes you a prime candidate for Bro Rape. Bro Rape... don't let it happen to you.
bro 2: BRO RAPE!
Bro Rape is a terrible type of rape that is going on in most colleges today. Bro's, which are 18 to 25 year old males who wear popped collars, upside down visors, listen to Jack Johnson and Dave Mattews, and watch Family Guy, are tragically targeted for sexually explicit acts that can ruin lives.
Person 1: FUCK NO!! BRO RAPE!!
Bro 2: Oh me too, I love him too. Let's go up to my room and talk about it.
Bro 1: NO YOU'RE GOING TO BRO RAPE ME!
Bryan - "Man, I'm not your bro."
Jeffery -" Bro! Don't be like that bro! I got a 6 pack of Heineken and we can also stop by the pool and watch the other bros play some water polo, Then come back to my bro pad and do some Jager-bombs bro."
Bryan - "Ugh, i guess ill come dude."
Jeffery - "Bro, just call me bro bro."
Jeffery - "bro! i just bro rape bryan bro!"
Kevin - "Really bro? So he's one of the bro's now bro?
Bro 2: No! Bro Rape!