Steve: Holy shit, bro!! You serious?! Thanks a lot, that's awesome!! Brofist! No... wait... this calls for something greater. Get over here and unzip your pants real quick!
Dave: Um, what?
Steve: Bropump, man, bropump!! Hell yeah! Hurry up, while I'm still hard.
Dave: Uh, Steve, doesn't that seem kinda gay to you?
Steve: Nah bro nah, not gay at all, just showing you some appreciation. I'm straight, you're straight. I've done this plenty of times with my other bros.