Broomer 

When somebody beheads themself and attaches it onto a wooden shaft and uses it as a broom.

My friend turned himself into a Broomer but at least his house is clean.

Broomer by The Bradinator December 11, 2010

broomer 

n. Canadian term for the ice-curling "athlete" who uses his broom to mark where the stone-shooter should stand but never sweeps or sweats. Thus a broomer is any lazy individual.

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Hurry hard! Split the rings and ice their broomer!

broomer by gnostic 1 July 21, 2012

broomer 

slang for a witch.derived from this quote:
"Women are Angels and when someone breaks our wings....we simply continue to fly.........on a broomstick... We are flexible..." author unknown.

I had this relationship. things started out real good and she turned into a real broomer.

broomer by mar'scorpio February 3, 2010

Broomer 

A person who is born around the 1960's who does not fit in the exact age bracket of Boomer or Generation X. They show traits of both generations and are the majority of people in power of corporate enterprises, managerial and executive positions including those in politics. In regards to all the Boomers still in power, Broomers are closely leading up behind, - taking over their jobs, occupations – sweeping them out of the way; hence the phrase “Broomer”.

“They are such Broomers in the way they’re taking all the Baby-Boomer’s jobs.”

Broomer by razormind May 23, 2020

Boomer Broomer 

A pandemic-type virus implemented by Mother Earth to save itself from The Baby Boomer Generation as a last ditch nuclear option after all other natural disasters and world calamities have failed.

“I knew this would happen,” says Mother Earth to God while puking blood.

God just sits stoically, eyes down, outwardly ashamed.

Mother Earth looks up at God, while bloody puss runs from her ears, mouth, nose and eyes, “I have no choice but to release the Boomer Broomer.”

God nods in somber agreement, adding: “I really never thought this would happen — I’m sorry.”

Boomer Broomer by JimmyChonga24 March 22, 2020

Broomer 

A boomer with broom like hair

Broomer: Bullying me is so boring
Bully 1: Not as boring as you
Broomer: I'm not boring
Bully 2: Ok broomer

Broomer by Blöb blöb September 26, 2021

Broomer 

Someone who performs a task in the hardest way possible ; Someone incapable of doing something in a logical manner ; Someone who uses a broom and calls it "brooming"

She's using a fork to serve the sauce? She's such a broomer!

Broomer by TheOriginalBlorph October 21, 2008