The act of a simultaneous double handjob under the table.
Tariq: Fancy brooming me?
Lauren: Whats that?
Tariq: A double hand-job
Lauren: ONLY GOT ONE HAND!!!
To clean a floor with a broom
by removing dirt, dust, food particles, etc. Also known as sweeping
"Where's the broom? I've got to broom the floor."
"You mean sweep the floor?"
"No! You mop with a mop, you broom with a broom! I've got to do some brooming!"
The art of giving your partner (The Broom)
Yesterday, my girl was pissing me off, so today I feel there will be a good "Brooming"
A person who is feeling the high of being on drugs.
He is totally brooming, look how crack ass he is acting!
It was a very brooming day, i was so hot and had nothing to do." or, "It's absolutely BROOMING outside, you have to be crazy to sit out there for so long!
A sport in which the objective is to stand a broom upright so that it may stand by itself (freestanding vertically), take a picture of it, and upload it to Facebook or equivilant. The goal is to place the broom in the most random, interesting, or entertaining place possible, similar to planking.
An ideal brooming expedition could be placing your broom freestanding vertically on top of a mountain, inside an aquarium, next to a Sasquatch, etc.
The art of positioning a broom where it will stand on its own
-"How is that broom standing up on its own?"
-"I have mastered the technique of brooming."