Brooklyn is full of drug dealers, wiggers, and sweet sweet statutory rape. If you're a 20 year-old loser who can't get pussy your own age, come to Brooklyn (or Staten Island, the country's garbage dump) and find a loose, insecure 14 year-old whose parents beat her every night, and she's yours for the taking. You'll find dirty old men honking their horns at girls young enough to be their daughters hoping that they'll enter their car and suck them off in a dark alley somewhere.
Watch filthy animals drink their lives away and drop out of high school to earn their G.E.D and maybe enroll in the closest community college so they can live in their parents' house until they turn 25 all the while taking care of they baby mama's child they had together when he was 17.
Watch the dregs of society delude themselves into thinking their lives have any meaning, when in reality they're doomed to either flipping burgers or dealing crack.
Geez, they can't even get good drugs in Brooklyn. Brooklyn S-U-C-K-S.
B: How old was he?
A: Brooklyn, of course!
B: Wow. Hey, let's go buy some cheap weed laced with rat poison and go clubbin!
A: And hook up with that hot 6th grader!
East New York
Prospect Lefferts Gardens
Prospect Park South
-endless things to do
-the coolest place in the u.s.
-great place for rap
-one of the most diverse places in the world:
Blacks, Latinos, Asians, Italians, Jews, Arabs, Russians and anyone else all living in the best place on earth
B. Brooklyn Tech Highschool stands up there with Stuyvesant and Bronx Science!
C. Let's go hang out at Kings Highway after school!
D. It's like a Russian Chinatown in this area... every sign is in Russian!
Sip mo', threw up at, flip coke, blew up that
Where fake thugs got they vests chewed up at
BROOKLYYYYNNNN! Beef, who want that?"