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Brogramming 

The act of writing computer code while visibly adhering to brogrammer norms.

The practice is usually seen as annoying, as the brogrammer appears to be desperately or intrusively seeking the appearance of being cool, technically adept, and/or productive, i.e. "crushing it".
Programming while using drugs or alcohol, programming with a cap on backwards, programming in any type of clothing that lacks sleeves, programming while listening to music so loudly that people across the room can hear it from one's headphones, programming while violently bobbing one's head to said music, programming with sunglasses on, programming with the hood of one's hoodie on, programming and shouting "fuck" periodically (ostensibly when a super tough coding problem is encountered), programming with one's feet up, programming in the close possession of an inordinate amount of energy drinks, etc. are all examples of brogramming
Brogramming by smaker September 16, 2016
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A bronail is a male nail, or your brothers nail.
Could potentially be ugly and hairy
Yo mike, you look like a bronail!”
bronail by elllllllliiiiiieeeeee January 22, 2019

Bronage a trois 

When two brothers double up on a skank.
Jenny was getting banged by some dude when his brother walked in, and she was like, "Join us, Buckwheat, for a bronage a trois!". And he did.
When your bro (male best friend) lets you do anal sex with his anus. No homo. Just real Bros.
Guy: Hey bro I feel really down for some anal but my girl won't do it.
Bro: Thats fine man you can bronal me. No homo.
Bronal by siiCkMagic February 11, 2012

Bronc-Anus 

The feeling one gets when their asshole is stretched to excess by what is passing through it, either on the way out, or the way in. Characterized by a change in the walking motion of the sufferer, constant digging or checking in the ass, or if seated on a park bench or open car trunk, the actual anus hanging out
CANDY: You ok, Cindy? You look like you're in pain...
CINDY: I ate a lot of popcorn when we saw CLASH OF THE TITANS and got constipated, so I just unleashed the Kraken and now I have a bronc-anus...

DAMON: Mike, stop sitting on the trunk latch of your car. Your Bronc-Anus is hanging out. You have a lot of buttsex or something?
MIKE: In prison such decisions aren't always yours to make...
Bronc-Anus by Mjolnir12982 April 18, 2010

Brofrunsin 

Someone who is not related to you, but who you think of as a mixture of a brother, a friend, an uncle, or a cousin. This term is more commonly used as the shortened version: "Bro". The female version is Sisfrausin, a mixture of a sister, a friend, an aunt, and a cousin.
I'm going to go bowling with my Brofrunsin! My bro is the greatest. All the best bros are homeschooled.
Brofrunsin by Dr. Sisbro June 29, 2016

bronado alley 

A high-risk or high-frequency bronado zone. Possible high-risk areas include: sports bars, sporting events, establishments with free or bottomless drinks, party busses, fraternity houses, bachelor parties, buffets, VIP areas with bottle service, and pretty much anywhere bro-iness and substance use create ideal bronado conditions. It should be noted that being located inside any of the aforementioned areas means you are deep into the danger zone and should take emergency measures. If possible, seek a nearby bronado shelter.

*See also: bronado, bronado shelter
It's generally a bad idea to pass through that bronado alley — especially after the bars close. I must've seen at least 5 bronados the last time I ventured into that bar.
bronado alley by +ApN+ July 21, 2016