The act of two heterosexual male friends (bros) engaging in a completely non-gay activity. e.g. soccer, wrestling. The sheer excitement shared between the male friends causes a tingle in the pants (or shorts, depending on activity) down below, which then leads to sexual intercourse.
past tense:broned
past tense:broned
1. After a hot game of tennis, chis complimented jeff on his wicked forehand. jeff was so flattered, that he dropped his racket and can of balls, and started broning chris.
2. Instead of an verbally explaining it, kristoph decided that actually inserting his erect penis into Adi was the best way to explain broning!!
2. Instead of an verbally explaining it, kristoph decided that actually inserting his erect penis into Adi was the best way to explain broning!!
by jeffun August 5, 2011
Spending a lazy morning with your guy friends (bros) usually after a wild, late, and eventful night.
After that crazy party, my friends and I spend our broning hungover, lying on the couch talking about all the pussy we got the night before.
by thejazzman May 30, 2011
contrary to popular and idiotic belief, broning is when you do anything that's related to mlp, whether its watching the show, writing stories, listening to songs, or clopping
also said as Broned, or bronied
also said as Broned, or bronied
Bronie: I was broning SO hard last night
non-bronie: you had gay sex?
Bronie: no you fucking moron, I watch mlp, get your damn facts straight you nitwit
non-bronie: you had gay sex?
Bronie: no you fucking moron, I watch mlp, get your damn facts straight you nitwit
by PokemonLover69 April 9, 2015
1. The emotion a bro feels when he spends too much time without other bros.
2. When a bro gets dissed by his bro-ho and he's all solo.
2. When a bro gets dissed by his bro-ho and he's all solo.
Ex 1)
Biff: <calls Todd> Hey bro, I'm at this party in the OC and I'm like, the only guy here in a Famous Stars and Straps shirt and a lifted truck. I feel so bronely!
Todd: Ah brah, man...that sucks! You should come back to the 909 and hang with the Skin Industries crew!
Ex 2)
Buffy: <calls Biff> Biff, I found a better bro with a higher lift on his bro-6 F-150. I'm leaving you for him.
Biff: WHAAAAT? You can't leave me Buffy, I'll be bronely!
Biff: <calls Todd> Hey bro, I'm at this party in the OC and I'm like, the only guy here in a Famous Stars and Straps shirt and a lifted truck. I feel so bronely!
Todd: Ah brah, man...that sucks! You should come back to the 909 and hang with the Skin Industries crew!
Ex 2)
Buffy: <calls Biff> Biff, I found a better bro with a higher lift on his bro-6 F-150. I'm leaving you for him.
Biff: WHAAAAT? You can't leave me Buffy, I'll be bronely!
by Kelly Miret December 1, 2006
by The Real Dave Strider February 21, 2015
The act of getting together with your boys, getting stoned, and simultaneously (or in succession) getting boned.
by LeVirtuous May 31, 2019
Come on, we've been Bros for years now, and all I'm asking is that you sleep with ONE hermaphrodite. Throw me a god damn brone here.
by Dinkmers August 21, 2009