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1.
To spill food or drink on yourself, leaving an unsightly stain which must be born in shame for the rest of the work day.
Irene: "You bronged yourself."
Dave: "I knew chocolate ice cream was a bad idea with a white shirt."

Michelle: "Aw man! I just bronged sauce on my new sweater!"
by eriffs883 August 19, 2011