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A boner occuring on one of two two straight friends entangled in a bromance. If I ever got the chance to have a few beers with Tom Brady, I'm pretty sure I'd get a broner.
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A completely non-sexual erection that occurs when one man is excited by the actions of another man, or in the company of other men. It is 100% heterosexual, and in no way gay. "Dude, the new Eligh CD gives me a broner."
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A mental "erection" achieved through things that would interest the most general of men, usually gained through events that only a man, or "bro", would love. The way that dude killed that other guy with a crossbow gave me a raging broner.
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An unintentional male inspired boner. As per David Duchovny, Californication. That dudes massage felt so amazing I got a broner halfway through and had to turn over.
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The unintentional but unavoidable girth/tightening in a heterosexual male's pants due to the witnessing of another male's unbelievable stunts and/or acts. Most common triggers to cause an unavoidable broner include but are not limited to, are: Chuck Noris, Jason Statham, Arnold, The show 'Cops', Showcase Action. To calm a broner down, one must immediately watch 10 mins of any of the Twilight movies. Or listen to something by Lady Gaga. Actually, any attention to something that resembles a male covered in glitter, and lots of make up should do the trick. I totally got a broner after watching 'The Expendables' tonight
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(-noun) When a member of an all male group develops an erection. Guy 1: Dude?! Do you have a fucking boner!!!??
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A person who simultaneously a stereotypical "bro" as well as a stereotypical stoner. My friend Collin is such a broner; he's got hippie hair, a three-day beard, Abercrombie clothes, and a sideways upside down visor. He pretty much lives off of creatine shakes and jagermeister, constantly works out at the gym, and he still manages to smoke an eighth a day... such a broner.
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