The unintentional but unavoidable girth/tightening in a heterosexual male's pants due to the witnessing of another male's unbelievable stunts and/or acts.

Most common triggers to cause an unavoidable broner include but are not limited to, are: Chuck Noris, Jason Statham, Arnold, The show 'Cops', Showcase Action.

To calm a broner down, one must immediately watch 10 mins of any of the Twilight movies. Or listen to something by Lady Gaga. Actually, any attention to something that resembles a male covered in glitter, and lots of make up should do the trick.
I totally got a broner after watching 'The Expendables' tonight
#erection #blood #girth #pants shrinking #limp
by GuyfromOntario85 August 13, 2010
10 Words related to broner
Top Definition
A slang term used to explain the phenomenon during which a fiercly heterosexual male achieves an erection (or, "boner") for or while in the company of one of his male friends (or, "bros"). This may only occur while engaging in all-male activities, particularly those which include feats of strength or displays of hyper-masculinity. Upon achieving a broner, the man in question is often known to exclaim, "dude, suck that shit!" or "meet me in the shower."
The way you creamed that linebacker gave me a total broner.
#mandate #gay #fiercly heterosexual #totally not gay #elephant #friend #frat brother #fraternity #best buds #dude, don't call me gay, what the fuck?
by Delongpre Dannon February 03, 2007
When a fan of my little pony get's an erection.
When Derpy first spoke I got a wicked broner.
#hard on #pony #boner #erection #cock
by Brony98 September 02, 2012
An unintentionally manly inspired boner.
You're a guy getting a massage from another guy, and its nice, its relaxing then all of a sudden you get a little tingle; that my friends, is a 'broner'.
#broner #unintentional stem #turgidity #rollover #californication
by Addeh September 11, 2007
The accidental erection, or boner, induced by a male friend.
Oh shit, we gotta stop wrestling, i'm getting a broner.
#broner #bonner #boner #bronner #erection
by McCullo January 28, 2009
An unintentional man-inspired boner
My masseuse was a guy and during my massage I popped a slight broner.
#boner #woody #stiffy #hard-on #erection
by Commander William Riker September 02, 2008
An erection inspired by the actions of your buddy- be they sexual or just plain impressive.
“Dude, I saw you catch so much air off that jump that you gave me a broner."

Abbreviation: Brone
#bro job #brone #boner #erection #hard on
by Garrick Douche' November 02, 2009
An unintentional boner from your guy friend.
Dude check this out! stop man your totally givin me a broner right now.
#boner #sex #guy #weiner #fun
by gex479 October 08, 2009
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