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the term used for describing the event of using acute bronchitis or really any other temporary illness as the excuse to stay home or with a lover to have sex for the majority of the remainder of the day.
Brandon had broncoitus the other day so we missed him at work. We only know because he charged the company for his "medical" expenses which included a box of a dozen condoms and handcuffs.
by phlipnrip September 23, 2009

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