cardiovascular bronchitis 

The disease which inspired rapper Cardi B's name. She sounds so awful that it sounds like she has cardiovascular bronchitis

Joe: Man i've got this bad case of cardiovascular bronchitis.

Bob: Yeah you sound just like Cardi B

cardiovascular bronchitis by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 14, 2018

bronchitis 

condition that may be caused by smoke inhalation.

so i woke up to get me a cold pop... Sweet, Lord, Jesus I ran... But the smoke got me and I got bronchitis, ain't nobody got time for that.

bronchitis by Luclear September 16, 2012

Bronchitis 

A very time consuming ailment affecting the respiratory system.

Bronchitis! Ain't nobody got time for that!

Bronchitis by Weah89 September 8, 2013

brochitis  

When a non-bro starts to act like a bro, usually caused by a non-bro hanging out with bros to much.

Possibly you. If you are coming down with any brochitis symptoms stop hanging out with bros. Immediately.

brochitis by Greg Yndestad October 31, 2008

cardiovascular bronchitis 

Sickness inspired by Covid-B.

*Drugs someone* Mom: "CALL THE COPS!" Drugger: "No, cardiovascular bronchitis has already taken over me."

cardiovascular bronchitis by onikas.gem January 26, 2022

bronchitis 

A lung sickness. Sometimes you can get it from smoking too many ciggerettes or you can catch it from somebody. Its an infection insdie your respiratory system.

Symptoms:

1. Coughing up extra mucus

2. Wheezing

3. Difficulty breathing

4. Stuffy nose or runny nose

"I had to go to the doctors because I have bronchitis."

bronchitis by ILIKEWEEDX23421234120 June 4, 2009

Bronchitis 

Sweet Brown woke up to get a cold pop. Then she thought somebody was barbequin. Then she said, "oh lord Jesus, it's a fire." Then she ran for her life, and didn't grab no shoes or nothin', Jesus. And THEN, she got bronchitis.

"And THEN, I got bronchitis. Ain't nobody got time fo dat!"

Bronchitis by TheCreatorofEverythingSexy September 8, 2013