Branchalanche

Large number of branches falling off trees due to weather.

The Freezing rain and Wind caused a branchalanche.

Branchalanche by Steve P -Letshike December 22, 2013

Bronchae 

The elite of the elite. The closest to god like you're gonna get. They say Bronchae is the smartest, most intelligent being on earth. Most people will never understand him but always underestimate him. Cooler than a box fan in the winter time. Everybody be on his nuts. The one and only

Bronchae is that nigga....

Bronchae by TheofficialGod December 21, 2016

Bronchasaurus

The slang word for Bronchitis, a bacterial/viral cough you can catch. Often used after you've had it for a long time. Bronch + Saurus like a dinosaur.

Tyler: Where's Jim been?
Todd: He caught the Bronchasaurus.

Bronchasaurus by Tberger March 29, 2010

bonchalishis

When’s someone’s Bonch is lookin extra tasty

Damm you do be looking extra BONCHALISHIS

bonchalishis by Bonch_Eater April 14, 2022

Bronchial Abortion 

The process by which a mass of mucus and blood may be coughed up from the bronchial passages. Sometimes related to excessive cocaine abuse.

That China White was hot shit - i was on it so long it induced a bronchial abortion

Bronchial Abortion by Clapham-junction June 9, 2009

Bronchanus 

Bronchitis of the asshole. It occurs when the proper amount of oxygen is not reaching the asshole. Can be a side effect of mudbutt or swamp ass. Could even cause the asshole to swell up, causing constipation. Needs cleaned immediately.

Fella: Idk what's wrong, doc. I cant shit and i'm so raw down there. If I breathed throught my ass, I dont think i'd make it.

Doctor: You're right, you wouldn't make it. You have...bronchanus!!

Fella: OMG doc, fix it now, PLEASE! ...or put me down...

(Sound of gun cocking) Chkchk

Bronchanus by Weaponstache December 1, 2010

Bronchalant

Bronchalant is a classification of aura combining the essence of nonchalance and the quintessence of LeBron Raymone James, the greatest basketball player of all time.

Person 1: “Yo Caleb is so cool and mysterious”
Person 2: “Yeah he’s bronchalant fr”
Person 3: “The way he breathes is so tuff”

Bronchalant by Yung_Pally February 6, 2025