those idiot work colleagues who buy Brompton's (because they think they're cool) only to continuously make excuses as to why their Brompton has been sat under their desk for the past 6 months or more. They also continuously show you new accessories that they have ordered for their Brompton. Accessories that sit under the desk with the bike!
Hey Brompton Berk - why don't you actually get on your bike, rather than keep making excuses? You cock!!!