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Brommando 

A Brommando is a tactical unit of Bros or an individual Bro that helps other Bros out when they're in a situation that is turning into a total Brotastrophy.

Brommandoes are simply dedicated Bros that is always there for you when it gets complicated.
"Yo dude, only the Brommando can fix this party"

"The Brommando saved the party from turning into a bropocalypse"

"The Brommando must've entered the TESTOSTERZONE or something because he made everyone so PSYCHED!"
Brommando by Bromang April 15, 2010
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Brammando 

To go brammando is when a member of the female sex who possesses boobies big enough to require a bra to prevent gravity and inertia from going to town under their clothes, chooses to forego wearing a bra and swings freely. Most men will chivalrously offer to assist a woman when they admit to going brammando by selflessly supporting the free range fun bags with their own hands.
Bridget can't come for a drink after work today, she didn't do any laundry so had to come to work brammando and has rubbed her nips raw while on the check-outs, she really needs to go home and get some ice on those puppies STAT.
Brammando by Dr Zwee October 26, 2013
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a take on the traditional commando, however a bromando collects information on everything related to bro's, ie wheeling brawds, party spots, etc. a bromando is a great friend and valued team member, hes the guy to tell you another bro is trying to wheel your brawd, or someones is talking trash, or even if that girl across the room is DTF.

Note the difference between a bromando and just a snakey individual. a bromando is completely loyal to your company who gives you valuable information, while a snakey bastard will spread disinformation in a minute. Cameron Beattie is the living definition of a Bromando.
" yo man john over ther was tellin that brawd ur wheelin that ura huge d-bag " " omg man thanks, im gunna fuckin crush him! " - very bromando-ish

"hey 175 hearthridge party!!" - bromando

" man that girl you THINK is in to you, she's one crazy mofo, praises the bible every day.." - somthing a bromando would report

"alex is talkin shit man, dont trust that guy hes nawta bro."-classic bromando
bromando by GEDASOROUS REX March 28, 2010

brommander 

A commander of bros. Specifically, the head of a brommando.
Bro, we gotta stop bromaxing at the bromansion. The brommander just called the brommando into action.
brommander by APS23 January 29, 2015

Bromandogski 

a combination of the following: Bro, Man, and Dog.

Pronunciation - Bro-man-dog-ski
Hey bromandogski what are you going to be up to later? lets go huff some ether
Bromandogski by Pat Smeer February 21, 2011

Bommadoore 

A bommadoore is a holden commodore that's going to explode soon
Bro your vt commie is such a bommadoore
Bommadoore by Barra 🔛🔝 December 3, 2022

Brommandeer 

When a bro takes possession or control of (something) belonging to another bro, esp. for broing purposes.
Joe Bro: Bro, I just brommandeered some free jank for the party tonight

Brouche: Sick bro, lets brommandeer some Natty Ice from that brouche.
Brommandeer by tinoqueso June 19, 2011