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A state of stupor, bordering on complete exhaustion, brought upon as a direct result of intense bro-like activities, such as binge-drinking, though not necessarily characterized by a hangover
"After three days of partying on Phuket, I just sat on the beach the next day totally bromatose."

"I'm not going to make it out tonight, I'm still bromatose from last night."
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When a bro gets a person, most likely a young woman, to pass out or become in a temporary sedated state by some means, most commonly alcohol (Naty Light), or roofies.
"Trent totally nailed this Chi-O last night, bro!"
"Really? Did he put her in a bromatose?"
"Totally bromatose, man. The ole roofie in the Naty."
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