Brotassium 

The chemical element required in bro's in order to carry out day to day activities. Can be found in most energy drinks (Monster, Rockstar, etc.), fast food, Natty Ice, and various other foods. Not to be confused with brotein.

"I'm not feelin so hot, bro"

"You're probably just low on brotassium. Have the rest of my Monster Energy."

Brotassium by P Banger October 21, 2009

waste of biomass 

A term used to refer to someone who is so stupid and pointless that their existance is a waste. It literally means that the organic matter that makes up their body could have ben put to -much- better use, such as maybe making a few cats, or some bugs, or even a few trillion bacteria, all of which would be more beneficial to the earth than the sorry excuse for a human being referred to.

Most of the kids at my school are nothing but big wastes of biomass.

waste of biomass by RZ October 5, 2003

bromansion 

a house of bros who have bromances with each other

Let's head back to the bromansion so that we can bro out.

bromansion by giant dork March 14, 2010

bromanship 

The art or skill of acting as a bro.

Todd deciding to ditch his girl and hang with the bros was a total act of bromanship.

bromanship by YDG November 25, 2007

brocasserole

10 or more bros mixing it up in one room getting baked

dude did you enjoy that brocasserole we cooked up this morning?

- of course. i was so high by the time we were done I was totally ready to head to the festival and chow on some corndogs

brocasserole by shithappenspartynaked June 9, 2010

bromission 

When you (male) ask your guy friend for permission to hook up with, bang, or date your friend's ex-girlfriend, ex-wife, girlfriend, wife, or pretty much any girl your friend has been with.

"Damn, Joe's ex-wife is all up on my junk."

"Dude, you'd better call Joe and get bromission before you hit that."

bromission by Camp Custy March 17, 2009

bromission 

A conjunction of 'bro' and 'mission,' usually in reference to a mission of bros (e.g., a road trip).

Subtext is similar to the portmanteau 'bromance.'

"Hey Hermano, let's go on a bromission to Redmond."

"Roger that. I'll pick you up in 5, Hermano out."

bromission by phooji May 18, 2010