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brollision 

An accident involving a longboard, almost invariably piloted by a typical bro.

This type of accident is increasing exponentially on college campuses nation-wide, as bros-listening-to-iPods cruise to class, utterly oblivious of their surroundings. See figure below.

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Observer #1:"Dude - did you see that? Those two longboarders just had a head on collision!"

Observer #2:"That's no collision, man, thats a brollision. Sweet."

#1: "Super sweet"
brollision by biking_beaver May 23, 2009
Related Words

Broless Beer 

noun.

refers to a beer consumed without the company of a bro or bros.
That shitface Anton bailed on me. We could have been on UD looking up shit like Angry Dragon, but he's off frolicking with some chicks. Looks like i'm gonna have a Broless Beer tonight.
Broless Beer by Ah Huang November 29, 2012

Brollision 

Brollision - (n) (Bro - lish - shun) - an unfortunate event where you walk in to, bump, or graze someone from the Bro community. This event happens particularly frequently if there is a high density of Bro's around.
I accidentally went to the bar during the NCAA Basketball tourney....had like 10 Brollisions in 2 minutes.
Brollision by Marcus_msoe May 1, 2011
A anbreviation of Bread Rolls.
These brolls have seeds in them!
brolls by KingFrancis December 27, 2010

Brollshit 

v. to smoke bud
n. the act of smoking bud.
adj. a combination of potent and amazing bud.
"Dude, you wana BROLLSHIT tonight?"
"That BROLLSHIT last night was DANK!"
"This is some BROLLSHIT stuff"
Brollshit by CaliYork February 26, 2009

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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