brollision 

An accident involving a longboard, almost invariably piloted by a typical bro.

This type of accident is increasing exponentially on college campuses nation-wide, as bros-listening-to-iPods cruise to class, utterly oblivious of their surroundings. See figure below.

brollisions _100|--------------------------------X-
per___________| -----------------------------X---
capita_________|----------------------------X----
per___________|---------------------------X------
year__________|-------------------------X---------
___________50-|----------------------X------------
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______________|--------------X--------------------
______________|-----------X-----------------------
______________|X--X--X----------------------------
____________0-|______________________________
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____________2000___02____04_____06____08_09

Observer #1:"Dude - did you see that? Those two longboarders just had a head on collision!"

Observer #2:"That's no collision, man, thats a brollision. Sweet."

#1: "Super sweet"

brollision by biking_beaver May 23, 2009

brollie 

1. A device for protection from the weather consisting of a collapsible, usually circular canopy mounted on a central rod.
2. A shortened, more hip name for an umbrella

"it's raining in sheets! make sure to grab your brollie!"

brollie by Skye Winters January 7, 2006

Brollied 

Drunk beyond physical limits. Vomshitting is a likely side effect. Stripping in front of a lecturer is also not unknown. Named for the infamous Brolly. Being drunk so frequently, that in times of sobriety people mistake you for being incredibly hungover.

Jake is brollied! Look! He's stripping in front of Dr Cotton!

Aishah - "Jake you smell more of alcohol than usual. Are you brollied?"

Brollied by GlasgaeMedics July 23, 2009

Brollision 

Brollision - (n) (Bro - lish - shun) - an unfortunate event where you walk in to, bump, or graze someone from the Bro community. This event happens particularly frequently if there is a high density of Bro's around.

I accidentally went to the bar during the NCAA Basketball tourney....had like 10 Brollisions in 2 minutes.

Brollision by Marcus_msoe May 1, 2011

BroLies 

brō-laɪs; is a microblog about things guys frequently lie about.

BroLie #14: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

On Twitter: @BroLiesTweets, your gf is a 10

BroLies by BroLiesTweets June 24, 2011

Bollies 

Another name for bollocks

Clyde hasn't had sex for so long that his bollies are about to explode.

Bollies by Piss Stained Log April 12, 2019

broliest

An adjective
Define the most broliness character from a bro

Bro 1: Drink 12 pints of beer while hanging upside down from his DIY pull-up bar
Bro 2: Bro!! That has got to go into the broliness Hall of Fame for being the broliest things ever!!

broliest by Prometus May 18, 2020