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My buddy and I had a most brolific weekend working out, eating wings, drinking and hitting on girls together.
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Bratified
A condition that happens to small children once famly and guests begin to arrive for the Christmas holidays. Affected children seem to suddenly change from doe-eyed angels to fanged fire-breathing monsters running around screaming and terrorizing adults several times their size. Adults often take the wrong measures to cure this affliction, offering consolation, or saying "please quiet down darling" etc. The easiest way to quickly cure the child is to lower the child's pants, exposing the bare flesh of the buttocks, then using a large wooden spoon, administer several sharp blows to the exposed area. A sharp "crack" followed by a scream and a promise of "I'll be good, I'll be good" indicates the child is cured. Be warned, sometimes a second or third application may be required to jog the childs memory of his/her promise to be "good"
Soon after grandma arrived, little Billy began running around the house and throwing lego at the guests. As Billy's behaviour worsened, it bacame obvious that Billy had become severely bratified. Grandpa reacted by scooping Billy up as he came running around a corner. He quickly readjusted Billy's attitude with a stinging slap to the rump.
brolisted
The friendzone, for girls.
When you try to hangout with a guy you like, and somehow you become one of his bros and he wouldn't even think of dating you.
When you try to hangout with a guy you like, and somehow you become one of his bros and he wouldn't even think of dating you.
"You and Chris get along so well! You should totally date!"
"I wish! But I've been brolisted..."
"Aww, girl, that sucks!"
"I wish! But I've been brolisted..."
"Aww, girl, that sucks!"
brolisted by leglesslegolegolas February 4, 2013
Brockified
When some one looks like Brock O'hurn from the back and they turn around and you think it is Brock, but no, It was just someone else that was brockified.
Omg Rachael, today In class Mr. Haluben let his hair down, and he turned around, and he was Brockified!
Brockified by IMA_SPLODE_IT March 30, 2017
boobified
boobified by Thomas Bonacolta May 14, 2006