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Chris Broderick

Guitar player for Jag Panzer, Megadeth, and touring guitarist for Nevermore

Also known as The Master of the Finger tap, God of the shred, Sweep Master General, Gods Right Handed Handy Man.

Best Guitarist ever...hands down
Last night I was listing to Jag Panzers "Thane to The Throne" and I heard Chris Brodericks solos, and I thought to my self, he is the Sweep Master General, and the Master of Tap.

I'd kill to play like him
Chris Broderick by Panzerfan April 7, 2009
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Brokeback Moment 

Having a moment in life (as a man) that is decidely gay. Interestingly enough, what makes it that type of moment is the fact that the gayness of it is in no way a problem.
Example 1: Derek: "Wow that sunset is really pretty."
Steve: "What?"
Derek: "You know, its just ....pretty"
Steve: "Dude, yer having a Brokeback Moment"
Example 2: Tom : "My favorite moment after working out is
showering with the guys. I love the
comraderie..."
Gus : "Are you nuts? Dude, you are totally
having a Brokeback Moment"

Chris Broderick

Current guitar player for megadeth. Not only does Chris play guitar, but he also likes to keep in shape. After shredding his audiences into spontaneous combustion and eating all of their souls for breakfast, Chris likes to lift weights. Always looking for a way to save money, Chris usually stabs his neighbors with a pole until it is heavy enough for him to lift. Chris uses ibanez guitars and engl amps, as anything less would literally turn into dust with one look from his fierce, laser beam eyes.
My friend went to a Megadeth show, and Chris Broderick played so fast that the first five rows died! Then he ate them. Whole.
Chris Broderick by KBlikesmen May 11, 2010

Broderick-Flail

A dance-like, thrashing, spastic type movement that begins with the body's lower extremities being pointed outward in a duck-like fashion while the upper body is squatted with elbows at awkward angles to the rest of the body. Movement patterns are unpredictible and sporadic but frequently conclude with somewhat of an artistic finesse including the pointing of a toe or an extra hop followed by a slightly elevated chin.
The girl used a Broderick-Flail type movement on the Beam Ball court.

Brokeback Valley 

Country Western lesbian destination
The girls hopped in their six-four Mustang for a quick trip to Brokeback Valley, leaving their questioning trophy husbands behind for bush exploration.

brokedick 

Military slang for an injured person who can't perform regular duties, especially suspected malingerers.
Bob twisted his ankle running, so now he'll be a brokedick for the next three weeks.
brokedick by Mike Hargis August 31, 2008

brokeback mountain ass nigga 

This clever word was developed using the popular movie Brokeback Mountain, and its gay characteristics, as well as lingo from the hood to describe a friend that is acting gay or being a bitch.
John: Leave me alone!
Tyler: You a brokeback mountain as nigga!

Tyler: I'm not going out tonight, I want to stay home to watch Tope Chef and make pan broiled halibut.
Julie: You're being a complete brokeback mountain ass nigga!