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brokebackNCYDE (more commonly known as brokencyde) is the product of two bastard children (modern rap and emo) of two glorious kigdoms (good rap and metal) that forms this genetically malformed, disease-ridden filth. They are a crunkcore group consisting of 2 vocalists (se7en and mikl) and 2 "musicians" (Phat J and Antz). They are a perfect storm that represents everything that is wrong with music today.

From rap they take pointless, uncreative and misogynistic lyrics; pointless Yamaha synth beats and drum synths and annoying Autotune "T. Pain/Kanye West" vocals that make you wanna curse the existence of robots. They don't even borrow from real good rap with it's intense poetry, good rhythm and beats and just being something that a pre-adolescent drunk white chick can't sing on their first-go-round. It's from the bastard child of Good Rap, Modern Rap.

And from emo they take their annoying out-of-place pterodactyl screams and their stupid image. The screaming has no point in existing other than to make the band emo. And to make everyone who listens to them think they are cool and emo because they listen to a band that pteroscreams and says the "f word". People like this are the scum of society, and I'm not just talking about emo wannabes. It's all of them.
It's like being black and living in the 90s and listening to people go "Man, Eminem is so gangster! And Vanilla Ice is the best rapper ever!". The shame of being not only affiliated with these people but being considered inferior to these interlopers is just painful. It's like watching this culture that you've tried so desperately to keep from becoming commecial and pop-culture influenced just slowly die and be taken over by pop-culture reject 13-year-old girls who didn't get asked to prom. And think they're hardcore because they listen to them when really their just emo douches.

Hey have y'all ever heard of brokencyde?

No anyone who ever listened to them commited suicide because they lost faith in humanity.

Conclusion: If you're white, you aren't gangster. If you listen to brokencyde, you aren't metal. And if you're a member of brokencyde, you'll spend eternity in musical hell.
by gatorace81@aol.com April 16, 2010
 
1.
The act of having a penis inserted into your ear.
1. "Holy shit, my grandma died last night"
"Really? I got brokencyded last night"
"Oh man, I'm so sorry."

2. "Did you hear about Jerry?"
"He's in hospital, yeah? The old brokencyde again."
"It pierced his brain. He spent all day yesterday telling me how much of a musical genius Chad Kroeger is."
by Ihatebadmusic January 25, 2009
 
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Brokencyde is possibly one of the worst bands ever. People don't know how that noise they make is even considered music.
Dude, I hear she likes Brokencyde.

Brokencyde sucks, I don't even know how they can be considered music.
by Schazam the Man March 11, 2009
 
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Music so bad, it has become the universal standard for bad music:

The band that always wins the "what is the worst shit-ass music ever created by man" argument. Everyone thinks that they know horrible music, but upon subjugation to the "freaxx" youtube video, Brokencyde unanimously decides the debate.

It is now the gold standard to which all unbelievably shitty music is to be compared.
<SH>: Oh man, you should have heard this terrible fucking band this emofag was playing in his car. I mean worst music EVER
(creates jerking motion with hand)

<JA>: Oh yeah? Listen to this.
(finds Brokencyde on youtube)

<SH>: ...my god.
(loses faith in humanity)
by Fucknspend March 28, 2009
 
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A band so horrible, they make deaf people cry. If it's a joke, I don't get it. If it's legit, I certainly don't get it.
"Do you like Brokencyde?"
"What's to like?"
by theguywhohatesbrokencyde April 13, 2009
 
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A group of individuals with questionable intelligence, tallent and reason to live that have sucessfully turned the expression 'chicken scratch' into an audible noise.

Their 'music' (insert joke) relates primarily to the sheep-like, mongroll race of mamal decribed as emo's.

Frequent remarks that can be heard following the discovery of such hillarious bahhuuullshhiiitt!.. are as followed:-

1) OH MY JESUS LORD they make soulja boy look like a lyrical god!
2) I want to emigrate (those hailing from the states.. thank fuck I don't live there but no offense, I feel your pain)
3) Suicide may actually be the answer, though I fear death won't take THIS pain away.
4) Fuck-it.. lets give it a go anyway.. kill me, kill me now!
5) If there is a God.. fuuuk me he must be a merciful one.
6) Ahhh that's what the living result of beastiality is..

.. and I could go on but it'd only give them more publicity, increase my blood pressure, break my threshold for laughter orrr lead to future impotency.

THE END.
Imagine four things plus one other thing from Albuquerque New Mexico, USA.. jacking each other off so hard skin has begun to tear.. throw in a few mindless word combos AND a few carefully selected samples from techno, pop, crunk lil jon shit, emo, screamo, fagboygirl, scenekid music.. subsequentially record that shit.. play it to a record label, get signed.. and whaalaa! you have BROKENCYDE!
by LordDICKHEAD! April 25, 2009
 
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ie:Brokenshit

Music that makes you really question society and how stupid kids are; The art of getting ear-raped; People that just need to get the fuck out.
Josh: Dude I just got brokencyded.

Kyle: Man i'm so sorry. I think your ears are bleeding.

Josh: Don't worry I did that, the sounds were unbearable.
by Awesomemangos June 16, 2009
 
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No words can describe how bad this music actually is. Listen to like the first minutes of Schizophrenia on youtube. If you still have your ears, you get a small cookie :).
Friend 1: Dude, i just listened to Schizophrenia by Brokencyde. IT IS AMAZING. *offers headphone

Friend 2: rly? *puts in headphone

Newscaster: Today, a child, age 15, hung himself from a tree limb on school premises. When we asked the last person to talk to him what could've caused this, he said: "I just forced him to listen to this Brokencyde song..." we understood immediately that Friend 1 was the murderer. Later today, he was convicted of 2nd degree murder. He was locked away for 30 years...
by Luke261 October 31, 2009