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38.
This band actually are the reason kids go out nowadays theres no other reason anymore because of these fucked up people who say they suck they make kids get crunk and throw their crowns in thee air cuz we know wuts up. pass the crunk juice to se7en antz mikl or phat j. They know how to live and deff do not need any question of intelligence because if they suck like a lot of you say then they sure know how to win over everyone with the 100's of thousands of fans they have. They make everyone want to dance with their natural rhyming and screaming. Theres no doubt about that! Se7en is extremely outstanding and knows how to make the crowd throw there fists up with bree bree standing right beside them all the way with his ice on his neck, brokencyde knows how to roll with heart soul and major hottness winning over everyone. I guess thats how they got their album name huh? Im not a fan but the kids like it...when you see brokencyde with their chains on surrounded by tons of women you'll feel the need to envy girls wanting to be the women, guys wanting to be them.
BrokeNCYDE 40 Oz

HAND ME THE FORTY OUNCE!
LET'S GET CRUNK IN THE CLUB!
PUT YOUR BOTTLES IN THE AIR!
LIKE YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
HAND ME THE FORTY OUNCE!
HAND ME THE FORTY OUNCE!
HAND ME THE FORTY OUNCE!
HAND ME THE FORTY OUNCE!

LET'S DRINK THE FORTY OUNCE!
LET'S GET CRUNK IN THE CLUB!
PUT YOUR BOTTLES IN THE AIR!
LIKE YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
HAND ME THE FORTY OUNCE!
LET'S DRINK THE FORTY OUNCE!
HAND ME THE FORTY OUNCE!
LET'S DRINK THE FORTY OUNCE!

Let's get crunk tonight, baby girl you got my digits
Hit me up about ten, I'll be over in a minute
I'll ease open, you got a G hopin'
And I'ma get up in those jeans with those knees open
Now take your panties off girl (HAND ME THE FORTY OUNCE!)
Get you sweating in 'em too (HAND ME THE FORTY OUNCE!)
I'm about to show you what your boyfriend can't do
I'm a celebrity baby, Brokencyde is my crew
And there ain't nuttin' you can do so FUCK YOU!

Now drink your bottles up
We will get fucked up
All these bitches in the the club always lookin' for some love
Get your sex on
Go get your sex on girl
Get your sex on
Go get your sex on girl

Now put your bottles up
We will get fucked up
All these bitches in the the club always lookin' for some love
Get your sex on
Go get your sex on girl
Go get your sex on
Go get your sex on girl

HAND ME THE FORTY OUNCE!
LET'S GET CRUNK IN THE CLUB!
PUT YOUR BOTTLES IN THE AIR!
LIKE YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
HAND ME THE FORTY OUNCE!
HAND ME THE FORTY OUNCE!
HAND ME THE FORTY OUNCE!
HAND ME THE FORTY OUNCE!

LET'S DRINK THE FORTY OUNCE!
LET'S GET CRUNK IN THE CLUB!
PUT YOUR BOTTLES IN THE AIR!
LIKE YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
HAND ME THE FORTY OUNCE!
LET'S DRINK THE FORTY OUNCE!
HAND ME THE FORTY OUNCE!
LET'S DRINK THE FORTY OUNCE!

Forty in my left and one in my right
Don't make it right
'Cause we're gonna' throw a party tonight
Lookin' all fresh and the feelin is in'
Mix in the colorful cush, I bet she's lovely in bed
Kickin' it baby, get crunk get crazy
All fucked up, make me wanna' punch babies
Give us it babies
Makin' tonight hazy
Love love love love love THAT'S FUCKIN' CRAZY!

Now drink your bottles up
We will get fucked up
All these bitches in the the club always lookin' for some love
Get your sex on
Go get your sex on girl
Get your sex on
Go get your sex on girl

Now put your bottles up
We will get fucked up
All these bitches in the the club always lookin' for some love
Get your sex on
Go get your sex on girl
Go get your sex on
Go get your sex on girl

HAND ME THE FORTY OUNCE!
LET'S GET CRUNK IN THE CLUB!
PUT YOUR BOTTLES IN THE AIR!
LIKE YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
HAND ME THE FORTY OUNCE!
HAND ME THE FORTY OUNCE!
HAND ME THE FORTY OUNCE!
HAND ME THE FORTY OUNCE!

LET'S DRINK THE FORTY OUNCE!
LET'S GET CRUNK IN THE CLUB!
PUT YOUR BOTTLES IN THE AIR!
LIKE YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
HAND ME THE FORTY OUNCE!
LET'S DRINK THE FORTY OUNCE!
HAND ME THE FORTY OUNCE!
LET'S DRINK THE FORTY OUNCE!

We need a liquor store
Girl we can get some more
So drunk and set for trouble
We'll get so twisted baby

We need a liquor store
Girl we can get some more
So drunk and set for trouble
We'll get so twisted baby

WE NEED A LIQUOR STORE!
GIRL WE CAN GET SOME MORE!
SO DRUNK AND SET FOR TROUBLE!
WE'LL GET SO TWISTED BABY!

WE NEED A LIQUOR STORE!
GIRL WE CAN GET SOME MORE!
SO DRUNK AND SET FOR TROUBLE!
WE'LL GET SO TWISTED BABY!

LET'S DRINK THE FORTY OUNCE!
LET'S GET CRUNK IN THE CLUB!
PUT YOUR BOTTLES IN THE AIR!
LIKE YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
HAND ME THE FORTY OUNCE!
HAND ME THE FORTY OUNCE!
HAND ME THE FORTY OUNCE!
HAND ME THE FORTY OUNCE!

LET'S DRINK THE FORTY OUNCE!
LET'S GET CRUNK IN THE CLUB!
PUT YOUR BOTTLES IN THE AIR!
LIKE YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
HAND ME THE FORTY OUNCE!
LET'S DRINK THE FORTY OUNCE!
HAND ME THE FORTY OUNCE!
LET'S DRINK THE FORTY OUNCE!
by SaychelleSeduction July 09, 2009
 
1.
The act of having a penis inserted into your ear.
1. "Holy shit, my grandma died last night"
"Really? I got brokencyded last night"
"Oh man, I'm so sorry."

2. "Did you hear about Jerry?"
"He's in hospital, yeah? The old brokencyde again."
"It pierced his brain. He spent all day yesterday telling me how much of a musical genius Chad Kroeger is."
by Ihatebadmusic January 25, 2009
 
2.
Brokencyde is possibly one of the worst bands ever. People don't know how that noise they make is even considered music.
Dude, I hear she likes Brokencyde.

Brokencyde sucks, I don't even know how they can be considered music.
by Schazam the Man March 11, 2009
 
3.
Music so bad, it has become the universal standard for bad music:

The band that always wins the "what is the worst shit-ass music ever created by man" argument. Everyone thinks that they know horrible music, but upon subjugation to the "freaxx" youtube video, Brokencyde unanimously decides the debate.

It is now the gold standard to which all unbelievably shitty music is to be compared.
<SH>: Oh man, you should have heard this terrible fucking band this emofag was playing in his car. I mean worst music EVER
(creates jerking motion with hand)

<JA>: Oh yeah? Listen to this.
(finds Brokencyde on youtube)

<SH>: ...my god.
(loses faith in humanity)
by Fucknspend March 28, 2009
 
4.
A band so horrible, they make deaf people cry. If it's a joke, I don't get it. If it's legit, I certainly don't get it.
"Do you like Brokencyde?"
"What's to like?"
by theguywhohatesbrokencyde April 13, 2009
 
5.
A group of individuals with questionable intelligence, tallent and reason to live that have sucessfully turned the expression 'chicken scratch' into an audible noise.

Their 'music' (insert joke) relates primarily to the sheep-like, mongroll race of mamal decribed as emo's.

Frequent remarks that can be heard following the discovery of such hillarious bahhuuullshhiiitt!.. are as followed:-

1) OH MY JESUS LORD they make soulja boy look like a lyrical god!
2) I want to emigrate (those hailing from the states.. thank fuck I don't live there but no offense, I feel your pain)
3) Suicide may actually be the answer, though I fear death won't take THIS pain away.
4) Fuck-it.. lets give it a go anyway.. kill me, kill me now!
5) If there is a God.. fuuuk me he must be a merciful one.
6) Ahhh that's what the living result of beastiality is..

.. and I could go on but it'd only give them more publicity, increase my blood pressure, break my threshold for laughter orrr lead to future impotency.

THE END.
Imagine four things plus one other thing from Albuquerque New Mexico, USA.. jacking each other off so hard skin has begun to tear.. throw in a few mindless word combos AND a few carefully selected samples from techno, pop, crunk lil jon shit, emo, screamo, fagboygirl, scenekid music.. subsequentially record that shit.. play it to a record label, get signed.. and whaalaa! you have BROKENCYDE!
by LordDICKHEAD! April 25, 2009
 
6.
ie:Brokenshit

Music that makes you really question society and how stupid kids are; The art of getting ear-raped; People that just need to get the fuck out.
Josh: Dude I just got brokencyded.

Kyle: Man i'm so sorry. I think your ears are bleeding.

Josh: Don't worry I did that, the sounds were unbearable.
by Awesomemangos June 16, 2009
 
7.
No words can describe how bad this music actually is. Listen to like the first minutes of Schizophrenia on youtube. If you still have your ears, you get a small cookie :).
Friend 1: Dude, i just listened to Schizophrenia by Brokencyde. IT IS AMAZING. *offers headphone

Friend 2: rly? *puts in headphone

Newscaster: Today, a child, age 15, hung himself from a tree limb on school premises. When we asked the last person to talk to him what could've caused this, he said: "I just forced him to listen to this Brokencyde song..." we understood immediately that Friend 1 was the murderer. Later today, he was convicted of 2nd degree murder. He was locked away for 30 years...
by Luke261 October 31, 2009