A band consisting of four Metro sexual/Homosexual males in there early and late twenties. Whose fans are young boys ages 13 to 16 and hopefully not on up, if so why?
Music style: Gaymo/screamo/Electronica < ? WTF is electronica?
I actually took time out of my day just to research the band which was pretty gay my fault and I found this quote on quote "best-band-ever-O-MY-GOD!!!" by followdarainbow1012. After finding this quote this where I stopped my research and came to the conclusion that this band is made for emo boys who dress like girls and young girls who dye there hair black, say they are punk and use the word "rad". My theory after all my research is that this band is really hot shit "yo" no really hot shit "yo" like from a dog taking a dump in central park by the tree on a 95 degree day in the middle of summer.
Brokencyde: Like teen pop bands Hanson, Backstreetboys, and Nysink < you know that band with they guy that slept with brittney spears not KFED but he is one of the other examples. If you bought his CD same on you!
The act of having a penis inserted into your ear.
1. "Holy shit, my grandma died last night"
"Really? I got brokencyded last night"
"Oh man, I'm so sorry."
2. "Did you hear about Jerry?"
"He's in hospital, yeah? The old brokencyde again."
"It pierced his brain. He spent all day yesterday telling me how much of a musical genius Chad Kroeger is."
Brokencyde is possibly one of the worst bands ever. People don't know how that noise they make is even considered music.
Dude, I hear she likes Brokencyde.
Brokencyde sucks, I don't even know how they can be considered music.
Music so bad, it has become the universal standard for bad music:
The band that always wins the "what is the worst shit-ass music ever created by man" argument. Everyone thinks that they know horrible music, but upon subjugation to the "freaxx" youtube video, Brokencyde unanimously decides the debate.
It is now the gold standard to which all unbelievably shitty music is to be compared.
<SH>: Oh man, you should have heard this terrible fucking band this emofag
was playing in his car. I mean worst music EVER
(creates jerking motion with hand)
<JA>: Oh yeah? Listen to this.
(finds Brokencyde on youtube)
<SH>: ...my god.
(loses faith in humanity)
A band so horrible, they make deaf people cry. If it's a joke, I don't get it. If it's legit, I certainly don't get it.
"Do you like Brokencyde?"
"What's to like?"
A group of individuals with questionable intelligence, tallent and reason to live that have sucessfully turned the expression 'chicken scratch' into an audible noise.
Their 'music' (insert joke) relates primarily to the sheep-like, mongroll
race of mamal decribed as emo's
Frequent remarks that can be heard following the discovery of such hillarious bahhuuullshhiiitt!.. are as followed:-
1) OH MY JESUS LORD they make soulja boy
look like a lyrical god!
2) I want to emigrate (those hailing from the states.. thank fuck I don't live there but no offense, I feel your pain)
3) Suicide may actually be the answer, though I fear death won't take THIS pain away.
4) Fuck-it.. lets give it a go anyway.. kill me, kill me now!
5) If there is a God.. fuuuk me he must be a merciful one.
6) Ahhh that's what the living result of beastiality is..
.. and I could go on but it'd only give them more publicity, increase my blood pressure, break my threshold for laughter orrr lead to future impotency
Imagine four things plus one other thing from Albuquerque New Mexico, USA.. jacking each other off so hard skin has begun to tear.. throw in a few mindless word combos AND a few carefully selected samples from techno, pop, crunk lil jon shit, emo, screamo, fagboygirl, scenekid music.. subsequentially record that shit.. play it to a record label, get signed.. and whaalaa! you have BROKENCYDE!
Brokencyde (marketed as brokeNCYDE and also known as BC13) is a 4-piece group from New Mexico
that combines crunk
musical styles. Many music listeners despise them, and they get almost invariably bad reviews by magazines and critics. Brokencyde still maintains a fairly large audience of mostly "scene
" teenagers, who themselves are often harshly criticized. Their latest album, as of November 2009, is I'm Not A Fan..But The Kids Like It. Brokencyde has garnered intense hatred from all music circles, and is universally regarded as an example of poor music, both lyrically and musically.
Typically found on a music forum:
<Br00t4l-sc3ne88> lol i just got the new brokeNCYDE record
<FenderGuitarist59> You have terrible taste in music
<Br00t4l-sc3ne88> stfu faggot ur music sux cock
<BassMan00 (MOD)> Agree with FG, banned
Music that makes you really question society and how stupid kids are; The art of getting ear-raped; People that just need to get the fuck out.
Josh: Dude I just got brokencyded.
Kyle: Man i'm so sorry. I think your ears are bleeding.
Josh: Don't worry I did that, the sounds were unbearable.