|36.||Shit the Bed|
-1) Broke, broken, busted, smashed, damaged, destroyed, crushed, non functioning, ruined, shattered, demolished, defective.
-2) When something no longer works.
~ "Amber was trying to masturbate last night, when her dildo shit the bed. So she called me, and asked if I would help her out."
~ "My car shit the bed after only 10,000 miles!"
~ "My phone shit the bed when I jumped in the water!"
v. To cause your cell phone to inexplicably and repeatedly malfunction.
This phenomenon affects only the smartphones of Jeff Bakalar, one of the hosts of The 404, CNET Networks. Jeff has an uncanny and unwelcome ability to render a high-tech, fully-functioning smartphone into the a call to customer service and the butt of every malfunctioning cell phone joke on the popular podcast, The 404.
The world wide tech community has been baffled with his technological mishaps, leaving us with only one explanation for Jeff Bakalar's phone issues: Bakalar possesses super mutant powers known only as Bakalariosis
Jeff's Palm Pre has been bakalared nine times in twelve months, having been the replacement to his often bakalared Windows Mobile phone. His new phone, an Evo 4G, was bakalared in a record-setting two weeks.
To fap while yapping on the phone... see: phone sex
I'm horny, nobody's home and my webcam is broken. Want to fyap?
The unfortunate happenings of when someone falls asleep on their phone and hits random buttons...
Ryland: hey, you there?
Stephanie: ya, im he..knopuik21221243h89i7uy
Ryland: I couldnt agree more...
when you have broken your screen (i.e. phone, ipod, computer) and get it replaced. but frequently check to see if anything has broken the replacement.
why do you keep getting in your bag for your phone?
sorry i just got it fixed, i have screen paranoia
An object that cannot be broken (Similar to Indestructible)
Dave: That phone is indestructible
John: Don't you mean Undestroyable
Dave: You what?
John: Undestroyable cause indestructible was broken!
Masturbating over porn on a mobile phone.
Dude, that wank was terrible last night. My computer was broken so I had a squintsquirt instead. Think I strained my eyes.