| 1. | Starbucks Ninja | ||
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The ninja coffee, normally associated with the assassination of presidents. Codename: IcedCoffee. Dark_LUEshi was the first to be victim of the iced coffee when a nigger stole his television and threw broken dvd disks at him to distract him. One stuck in his dick and he bled out next to his gay partner RyeZing, who was still sleeping. Starbucks Ninja was the John F Kennedy's assassination.
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| 2. | Pit Ninja | ||
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Someone, usually male and in thier teens to mid 20s, who will attend shows such as a Emmure, Bring Me The Horizon, Whitechapel and will throw dangerously high kicks and punches. Nobody knows why they can't stick to good old moshing, but for some reason they prefer to risk kicking people in the face and being a Pit Ninja. Man, those Pit Ninjas at As Blood Runs Black last night were fucking annoying, one nearly caught me right in the face. If they turn up at a Morbid Angel show doing that they'l have their legs broken off.
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| 3. | Camera Ninja | ||
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A practitioner of the ancient art of Camera Ninjutsu, the art requires the martial arts sneak into every photo unnoticed and hiding in the background. When becoming a Camera Ninja the fighter must partake in a blood oath swearing that they will be in a photo everytime one is taken in their vicinity, if the oath is broken it will require some form of Seppuku but using a Camera instead of a knife. Camera Ninjas have super ninja powers, such as the ability to sense the moment a camera is lifted, predicting the best angle with the current lighting, super speed to get to the picture in time and many more. Camera Ninjutsu can also be fought as a sport (known to some as Shotokan Camera Ninjutsu) in the sport the fighters are given points based on the style of their Ninjutsu; extra points being given for proper attire (E.g GIs, Camera Lens Shurikens, Tripod Bo Staff etc). While not fully acknowledged by the Camera Ninja Elders, Shotokan Camera Ninjutsu is quite popular in Japan, China, Laos, The Russian Federation, Wales, Botswana and England. While it was not featured in the more recent Olympics, word has it that it might feature in the next as a new sport. Sam: Dude is that a Ninja in the back of our photo
Kris: Camera Ninja actually, those guys are sneaky motherfuckers. |
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| 4. | Ninja Sense | ||
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This word does not have a definition, but more of an underlying meaning that has been around since the beginning of time, kinda like the Chinese/Japanese fighter Ki (Chi/Qi) it goes: Anyone can fix something that broken, but it takes a genies to fix something that's not broken. I will use my "Ninja Sense" to conquer any task.
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| 5. | ninja rock | ||
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A ceramic fragment, usually from a broken spark plug, used to break car windows for petty thievery. The ninja rock popped the cork on the brand new 540i, and we grabbed an ID and a checkbook.
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| 6. | 1337 Ninja | ||
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An uber ninja for the digital age. Not only possessing the skills of a finely trained samurai, but the ability to speak in broken computer lingo while maintaining a superior intellect and always gaining ground with the ladies. I was such a 1337 Ninja, I didn't even realize that I got shot.
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| 7. | oj | ||
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pure sunshine in a can from a broken vending machine! (kick, kick) I finally got my oj!
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