| 1. | Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 | ||
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Another installment to the lack-luster Call of Duty series followed by a legion of mindless fan boys who claim it is the best game in existence despite each new installment bringing next to nothing new to gameplay. The game is literally alive only because of its multiplayer fandom. It features what is typically seen with any Call of Duty game. -A Lackluster Campaign with an incredibly dull story seen in many video games before. The series is seen to some as a rip off of most of the Tom Clancy Adaptations. -Online Multiplayer broken by a series of easily fixable mechanics ranging from an unbalanced sandbox to incredibly skill-less tactics such as "No Scoping" and "Drop Shotting." Fanboy: "Dude, I just got Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 and I'm going to jizz all over myself for nothing new and broken!"
Intelligent Gamer: "Ok, have fun with that. Oh, and leave my XBL party before you begin complaining and raging like you have with the last two games." |
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| 2. | Runescape | ||
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Runescape is a game. A massive multiplayer online game to be exact. Runescape is a game where you kill people, get some cash, and kill some more people. Then you get so addicted that you can't walk past the room your computer is on without running and logging on so you can kill some lesser demons or something. While playing Runescape, I found broken Torag's Hammers on the ground in the west Falador bank.
This is a true story and I can prove it... |
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| 3. | Modern Warfare 2 | ||
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Synonymous with disappointing. Although the campaign was pretty good, and Special Ops is fun, the multiplayer is completely broken. And let's face it, multiplayer is what matters most in today's video games. You generally have three types of players in MW2: more...
The camper: Pretty self-explanatory. This guy is the one in a room laying down aiming at the doorway waiting for you to walk by so he can get an easy kill. He does this because he isn't skilled enough to actually go out and look for people. Generally uses instant kill weapons like shotguns or assault rifles. The 5-year-old: The main reason why most people spend more time muting their teammates than shooting at the other team. These kids are constantly yelling, whether it be at his teammates, or at his mom to bring him a sandwich. The Commando: These guys make you want to rip your hair out and throw the controller into your TV. They are the guys that have the Commando perk and the Lightweight perk on and just run around the map at 30 mph knifing everyone. What makes this worse is that they are immune to bullets. If you try to shoot them down with your gun, they will just absorb all of them and knife you. Overall, these three types of MW2 gamers all fall into one big category: noob |
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| 4. | Modern Warfare 2 | ||
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A sequel to the sucessful game Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. But instead being succesful, it failed mainly because of its multiplayer content. There are a shitload of hacks, glitches, mods, etc. that Infinity Ward fails to fix and thus making this game broken Noob: Oh yeah I got a nuke with One Man Army, Danger Close, Commando. I'm the best in Modern Warfare 2
Pro: OMG this game is broken, fix this game |
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| 5. | modern warfare 2 | ||
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A steaming pile of shit that will result in many controllers being broken and holes punched in walls 11/9/09: "MW2 most antipated game of the year, if not the decade" 11/11/09: "MW2 worst game of the year, if not the decade, if not ever" Gamer: "Yesss I just finished the campaign of modern warfare 2 on veteran now to try out the multiplayer"
*1 game later* Gamer: "how does this guy knife me from 10 ft away???" *1 more game later* Gamer: "WTF he just knifed me through a wall?!?!?!?!??!?!" *1 knife later* Gamer: "WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST FUCKING KNIFED ME AFTER I SHOT HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE WITH A SPAS-12 FUCKING CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT" *1 more knife* Gamer: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAGHAGHGHGHGHGHGAHGAHGAHGHGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WHORE KEEPS KNIFING ME WITH THIS COMMANDO BULLSHIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" *punches hole in wall* *next week* Gamer's mom: "who put this hole in the wall" Gamer: "Infinity Ward" |
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| 6. | Parachute Game | ||
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A video game that is either broken, boring, pointless, or not well developed That is only played by mass media because of the delusional multiplayer aspect giving it a fake image of fun. A term coined from the Rainbow Parachute activity that is popular in todays youth. An activity that had no point or value but only seemed fun because of the social gathering involved. person1 : Hey man, You want to play some Dayz mod?!
Person2: Why? Its the first zombie game where you dont even need the zombies. you watch out for hackers and dicks while rolling around finding canned beans. You only play it cause its a parachute game. Some other games include Minecraft, Apb:Reloaded, Runescape, World of Warcraft, Maple Story, (alot of mmo titles) |
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| 7. | goldeneye | ||
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goldeneye is perhaps on of the defining moments in game history although many say it was the inspiration for halo *IE the easy controls and fluid movement that only comes from what many call LEET SKILLZ* although many say it is the whole reason for joy sticks many idiots still believe that nintendo invented shoulder buttons and the joystick its self when in further study atari and the russian space program *responsible for creating a flight simulater that later became a gaming system for many underground fans of classic works which utalized a joystick system to simulate controls long before atari whom invented shoudler buttons though not widley known the second atari system had "shoulder" buttons* but compared to some of todays titles goldeneye is the best shooter ever with its many unlockables, challenging game play from the mediocore agent setting to the ungodly OO agent setting and fun multiplayer games which just beg for online play. all of the game itself was heralded as perhaps nintendos door way into ffps history and heralded a new day for james bond and his spy ways but soon began to crash and burn as all the follow up titles were a big disappoitment and left many wondering why change the system *trying to keep up with modern technology nintendo literally took the wrapper and made it new but in the process poisoned the product* any one that has played any of the newer titles knows what i mean but nintendo has redeemed themselves and sold the license. more evidence ... more...
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