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A longer phrase than fuck my life but means the same thing. Usually used after something very bad happens or someone says something bad. Can be followed by putting your index finger and middle finger in your mouth and moving your thumb..like your shooting yourself.
Girl 1: What would you do if I broke your dick in two pieces.
Guy 1: Click boom splat thump.
Girl 1: Same here!
soar ing ea glemore...
sawr-ing, sohr- ee-guhl
: a sexual act that is preformed between a man and a woman; requiring (but not limited to) a jet powered wingsuit, plane, and stunt air bag.
The man is to jump from a plane, wearing a jet powered wingsuit, at approximately 2,000 feet above the ground achieving a decent angle of 25 degrees parallel the horizon. The man will hold this angle until he has reached the woman. The woman will lie in wait, in the missionary position. As the man is mere inches from the ground, and the woman, he will engage the jets to achieve horizontal flight. As he reaches the woman he will insert his penis into her vagina. The woman will then wrap her legs tightly around the man’s hips. This will insure that the woman does not fall before the appropriate moment. The man will then increase the jets to full power in order to achieve an ascent angle of 35 degrees. The man and woman will then travel a distance of 100 feet where they will reach the drop zone. Once this point has been reached, the man will then go into a 15 degree decent angle. At this time, the woman will let go of the man’s hips and slid of his penis, falling onto the stunt air bag. The man will then again ascend until he has reached a safe altitude to release his parachute. (Note: The altitude to deploy one’s parachute will depend on the altitude at which this act is being pre...
Rehabturbation is the act of a drugged out troll jerking the collective junk of anyone he can sponge money from about his latest recovery cause hes broke and cant buy, steal or suck a dick to get a bag to keep the party going... its especially effective on sukkas and fools
A phrase used when something amazing, unbelievable ,or epic happens. While saying this phrase the person saying it will cover his mouth with one hand and do a chopping motion with the other one. It must also be said with a deep voice but at a high volume.(this phrase is ment to be used when saying damn is just not enough)
1) Person 1: DUDE! I was in church the other day and right in the middle of mass the preist started to do the chicken noodle soup!
Person 2: AHHDAMN!!!!!
2) Person 1:Hey how was that magic show yesterday?
Person 2: OMAN! the magician went to do the old rabbit out of the hat trick but when he said the magic words he burst into flames.
Person 1: AHHHDAMN!!!!!
3) Hey man what happened to you?
I just got beat up by my imaginary friend.
4) 1:Dude I gotta get out of here!
3:I just killed 20 people!
4:How the fuck did you do that!
5:I just hit a clown car!!
5)1:Dude! the weirdest thing happened lasrt night.
3:I had a dream I was gonna fight Chuck Norris but when he punched me I woke up and I was missing teeth!
6) Someone took a shit on my desk at work today.
7)YO man last night i was fucking this girl so hard i broke ma dick!
I woke at night in cold sweat. 'Must wear panties' I thought. I went to the closet and found the sexiest pair of panties I could find. I ripped them out of the closet, and vigorously put them on. I started to rub my legs, my ass and my cock. I caressed my thighs and rubbed my dick hard. I couldn't stand it so I tore open the crotch of the pantyhose and grabbed my cock. I rubbed and stroked, fingered and pulled, faster and faster, until the point where I felt a pleasantly painful, numbing, tingly, horny sensation in my rod. I kept rubbing, until white cum exploded and shot into the air! the my rod broke, fell silent and limp.
Simple. BTD= Bitches These Days. People need to understand the concept of this acronym and start the BTD movement. It all started when I was in a Dominos with my nigga Shariff... This Albanian guy came in to order a pie too (frankly I thought the nigga was gay, turns out he wasn't) and he was yelling at these 3 girls that he was with who were being dumb annoying bitches and his exact words were "can you bitches get in the car already!" and just shoved them out of Dominos. He looks over to me and my nigga Shariff (we were the only 2 other people in there) and shook his head (like some smh shit) and says to us "bitches these days", me and Shariff looked at each other and understood the concept right then and there... and that's where it all started BTD. Bitches These Days.
Me: My girlfriend bitches to me about the littlest things.
Shariff: She's just being a girl man.
Me: Nah, she's being a BTD*!
Yo, look at the dumb drunk bitch being mad loud and sloppy trying to get some dick in her. Fucking BTD*.
Me: You just knocked over my bong and broke it.
Girl: Ohhh Myy God I'm so sorryyyy (walks away like it's nothing)
Me: Fuckinggggg BTDDDDDDD
Impalinate is verb referring to a short term feeling of euphoria, success or impending success / victory followed by the virtual opposite happening as a direct result of the impalinating event.
The root of the word is derived from surname of one Sarah Palin who, once chosen by Presidential candidate John McCainhis running mate to enjoy a resurgence in the poll coupled by a groundswell of Republican and Conservative media euphoria over the pick.
Before long, interview gaffes and an detailed examination of her record, beliefs, and abilities caused the campaign to stall, as millions of Americans were horrified by the idea of her one octogenarian's heartbeat away from the highest office in the land, and the nukes.
In short, Senator McCain impalinated himself.
Similarly, the debut of Sarah Palin's TV show on TLC brought millions of viewers, only to see ratings drop by almost 50% shortly thereafter.
Dating a really hot girl can be a highly impalinating experience. At first the confidence from screwing a model and the admiration of other men is intoxicating and makes you feel like you are king of the world. But after a while you notice your bank account is at zero, she owns your house and she cheated on you with your best friend.
2) "My first ever line of cocaine impalinated the f^&* out of me. At first I thought I was king of the world and that all my jokes were funny. I was sure that girl wanted me. Now I'm broke and sucking dick for coke"