| 1. | Broke-assed | ||
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Past of broke-ass See broke-ass for Broke-assed
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| 2. | delco-job | ||
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anytime you are producing at the half-assed substandard level you are doing a delco-job. this is usually applied to contractors and government workers who do just enough to not get fired and earn their beer and weed money for the weekend. it's all about the minimum work for the maximum pay because you have a shitty work ethic and you are white trash from delaware county pennsylvania. in this county it's a time honored tradition that fathers teach their sons. it's a delco thang, ya'll wouldn't understand challey and sully redid my roof. it looked good until the first rain storm then i realized it was a delco-job when i discovered i had niagra falls coming in from the fucking ceiling!
i was working on some section 8 housing in upper darby and to make more money and save time i put in a worn out hvac unit that i said was new. it broke down a month after i installed it. now that's a delco-job! |
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| 3. | delco-job | ||
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anytime you are producing at the half-assed substandard level you are doing a delco-job. this is usually applied to contractors and government workers who do just enough to not get fired and earn their beer and weed money for the weekend. it's all about the minimum work for the maximum pay because you have a shitty work ethic and you are white trash from delaware county pennsylvania. in this county it's a time honored tradition that fathers teach their sons. it's a delco thang, ya'll wouldn't understand
challey and sully redid my roof. it looked good until the first rain storm then i realized it was a delco-job when i discovered i had niagra falls coming in from the fucking ceiling!
i was working on some section 8 housing in upper darby and to make more money and save time i put in a worn out hvac unit that i said was new. it broke down a month after i installed it. now that's a delco-job! |
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| 4. | grovered | ||
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To fix something in a very cheap way, using whatever materials are handy. See also: nigger rig; half-assed;
"Dude, my muffler broke off and it was all draggin on the ground - so I grovered it with a coat hanger."
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| 5. | Running-the-rotation | ||
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When you and two of your friends are in a room, getting your dicks sucked by some random, low esteemed drunk whore at a party. Said drunk whore is sucking your puny; wilted, and pushed in, repugnant-looking cock while your two homies are getting jacked off like stars. The said drunk whore switched from you to your other homies rancid cock while she jacks you and your other boy's short penis off! The process repeats itself until either all of you get your nuts off. (Preferably in the Drunk bitch's hair with a subsequent wiping on her garments!) or she gets lockjaw while waking up from her drunken stupor only to press charges on you and your broke assed homies for trying to be legends. *Disclaimer:* Crossing swords because your drunk with your homies rather than highfiving eachother for being pimps and playing some dumb whore makes you guys look even more Gay so DONT touch penises and HAVE FUN! (Ben is on the phone with his guy Marko.)
Marko: Man that party was wild lastnight you missed it! Ben: Yeah, what happened broski, I had to work? Marko: Man lastnight Me, Elliott, and Mark Demski had this drunk assed hoe Running-the-rotation over at Klinger's Party! We made that bitch famous, now all the niggas are fighting to get that bitch in their car after they heard what we did! |
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| 6. | mac guyver'd | ||
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to build something in a half assed way that seems impossible anyway hey, this nuclear missile broke, but i mac guyver'd it with some scotch tape, a box of crayons and a bag of old fertilizer!
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| 7. | jankster | ||
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1. A person with janky characteristics, esp. someone who is known to rip others off.
2. A person who attempts to pass off half-assed work as quality. That car John sold me broke down after two weeks, he's such a damn jankster.
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