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joey browners

French fries that have been overcooked, usually left in the fryer too long and/or sat under a heat lamp for too long.
Katie had to ask the waitress for new fries because she had received joey browners.
joey browners by Jack M. W. February 4, 2007
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a Brooner is a person who anally rapes semi-conscious boys at parties.
Stay away from that guy... I heard he’s a Brooner.
brooner by PandaBearExpress August 26, 2019

Bohner Scale

A scale to determine the hotness of a girl. Derived from the slang "boner" which was changed to bohner as an twist on the accents of people.

In the Bohner Scale, 120 is the hottest a girl can get. This means 120000 red blood cells per centimeter of dick tissue
60 is average
0-30 is BAD
negative numbers are so fucking bad, they make all the blood cells zoom out of your dick. the girl has to be HELLLAAA unbelievably ugly
person 1- " DAYUMMMMM Bob! look at that girl, shes definitely a 120 on the Bohner Scale"

person 2- "oh yeahhhh! she made my bohner shoot straight up man.
Bohner Scale by coolkid10 April 24, 2009
When a fan of my little pony get's an erection.
When Derpy first spoke I got a wicked broner.
Broner by Brony98 September 2, 2012

Ralph Bohner 

A name that made Evan Peters quicksilver a joke
Monica Rambeau: You’re Ralph Bohner?
Quicksilver: “Boner” (CHUCKLES)
Ralph Bohner by SuperGoat636 March 5, 2021

Alligator Broner 

When your with the guys and you get a hard scaly erection
Dude I have such a alligator broner

A plate of mayonnaise, alligator broner