Brogression
Brogression by STEALTHWALKER April 12, 2008
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Brogress
1. The progress that one makes to improve the mood of a fellow bro
2. The progress made between two friends that shows how much of a bromance they have.
2. The progress made between two friends that shows how much of a bromance they have.
1. "Bro you feeling better now"
"Yes you've made such a brogress thank u"
2. "Hey how are Abbie and Leona getting along?"
"They're making good brogress!"
"Yes you've made such a brogress thank u"
2. "Hey how are Abbie and Leona getting along?"
"They're making good brogress!"
Brogress by LittleLegs August 5, 2012
brogressive
Politically liberal or left-leaning person who routinely downplays injustices against women and other marginalized groups in favor of some cause they deem more important.
He's just a brogressive. He says he wants equality and liberation for all, but he makes rape jokes and accuses women of making false sexual assault claims all the time.
brogressive by lostgrrrls January 5, 2011
Brogressive
Brogressive. n. A person who holds progressive viewpoints on changes that benefit themselves, and horribly regressive views on issues which do not affect them.
Person: Did you hear about the guy who got 10 years in jail for torrenting?
Brogressive: It's bullshit how hard the government is on these victimless crimes.
Person: I find it offensive how you called that kid a faggot for wearing green shoes.
Brogressive: It's just a joke, like on top gear. Calm down and quit being so hostile.
Brogressive: It's bullshit how hard the government is on these victimless crimes.
Person: I find it offensive how you called that kid a faggot for wearing green shoes.
Brogressive: It's just a joke, like on top gear. Calm down and quit being so hostile.
Brogressive by Jadecoloredgoggles January 9, 2012
Bregret
BREGRET stands for BRExit reGRET, i.e. voting to Leave the EU and then regretting that decision later.
A person who Bregrets is known as either a Bregreter or Bregreteer.
BREGRET spread even faster across the country when Nigel Farage, head of the anti-EU UKIP party, went back on a Leave campaign pledge to channel £350M each week that went to the EU, to the NHS. He said that it had been a mistake to make that pledge, and that he had never made it – he blamed Boris Johnson and his campaign for making that mistake.
Many people who voted for Brexit, wanted to protest against the establishment. They had not really thought the consequences through. It was not until later that they realised they were not only harming the establishment, but perhaps themselves too.
On Friday morning, when the result came in at 52% supporting Leave and 48% backing Remain, the pound went into freefall, the stock market fell, the price of property started to fall. By the end of the day, Moody’s, a company that rates countries – gives them a credit rating score – announced that because of the UK’s Brexit vote, it was downgrading Britain’s credit rating to ‘Negative’.
Then later in the day, a conservative MP said the level of immigration is unlikely to decrease just because the country left the EU.
So two major pledges – money for the NHS and cutting immigration – collapsed within one day. Hence the term BREGRET emerged, as scores of people started to regret voting for Brexit.
A person who Bregrets is known as either a Bregreter or Bregreteer.
BREGRET spread even faster across the country when Nigel Farage, head of the anti-EU UKIP party, went back on a Leave campaign pledge to channel £350M each week that went to the EU, to the NHS. He said that it had been a mistake to make that pledge, and that he had never made it – he blamed Boris Johnson and his campaign for making that mistake.
Many people who voted for Brexit, wanted to protest against the establishment. They had not really thought the consequences through. It was not until later that they realised they were not only harming the establishment, but perhaps themselves too.
On Friday morning, when the result came in at 52% supporting Leave and 48% backing Remain, the pound went into freefall, the stock market fell, the price of property started to fall. By the end of the day, Moody’s, a company that rates countries – gives them a credit rating score – announced that because of the UK’s Brexit vote, it was downgrading Britain’s credit rating to ‘Negative’.
Then later in the day, a conservative MP said the level of immigration is unlikely to decrease just because the country left the EU.
So two major pledges – money for the NHS and cutting immigration – collapsed within one day. Hence the term BREGRET emerged, as scores of people started to regret voting for Brexit.
Oh, if only I'd known politicians are lying bastards and the Daily Mail isn't a basis for research. I'd have voted the other way. Now I'm full of Bregret. I'm just going out to take my St George Cross off the car roof :(
Bregret by Bright Soul June 30, 2016
Brogressional Medal of Honor
Conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his reputation above and beyond the call of brotherhood while engaged in an action against any person anthetical to the universal ideals of brotherhood; while engaged in brotherhood operations involving an apparent or potential conflict with any anthtetical person (ie female).
Bro 1 -- Brah, Bill totally played it off cool. Greg would have been busted unless Bill covered for him and told the chick that he and Greg were "housemates" at Bill's sweet ass pussy casa.
Bro 2 -- Wow! He played along with it the whole weekend. Stayed in character? Let the chick stay over in his bedroom while he slept on the couch in his own home!?!?
Bro 1 -- Brah, I believe this act of valiantry is worthy of the Brogressional Medal of Honor! Did'nt even tell Greg's girlfriend... Strict adherence to the rules of brotherhood.
Bro 2 -- Wow! He played along with it the whole weekend. Stayed in character? Let the chick stay over in his bedroom while he slept on the couch in his own home!?!?
Bro 1 -- Brah, I believe this act of valiantry is worthy of the Brogressional Medal of Honor! Did'nt even tell Greg's girlfriend... Strict adherence to the rules of brotherhood.
Brogressional Medal of Honor by NvRsAyDyE August 1, 2012