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1.
The average bro suffering from enraging cognitive dissonance over latent homosexuality. prone to steroid-induced rage at parties when drunk and upset over a bro ho skank.
did you see that brofuck punching his truck window? i guess his girl was giving some dude a blumpkin.
by beavis and buttfuck July 21, 2007