criteria to identify a broette:
-peroxide damaged hair
-thinks UGGs go with everything
-wears skater and surf apparel but participates in neither activity
-has a beer gut
-thinks visting Cancun qualifies 'well-traveled'
-has a naval piercing or naval piercing scar
-dates a guy who drives a lifted truck/SUV OR drives her own lifted truck/SUV
-butt crack and thong are visible
+ 100 broette points if she listens to Linkin Park, Hoobastank, or any rap-rock fusion.
+ 1,000 broette points if she considers Britney Spears or Jenna Jameson a personal inspiration.
Example 2) If you have a female who is your best friend and you being a male, sooner or later you'll consider her your broette.
2. When the girl comes up to u and says;"your a good guy I will hook u up because you deserve it."
3. When she says to u; "oh you can sleep with her, just don't go out with her cuz she crazy."
4. You can call on her anytime of night, because she's like a bro.
5. When you can call her and say; "there is a dead hooker in my car =o", and she answers: "gimme 20 minutes, i'm gonna go buy a shovel."
Guy 2- "yeah man she drank brews with us last night and watched the game"
Guy 1- " Wow a hott girl that can chill? She's defintiely a broette"