the small amount of convenience food items that single men often have in their fridge or freezer. Not to be confused with groceries, which are either grown or have some nutritional value and usually require cooking.
beer, leftover pizza, ketchup.

"Mandy spent the night at his place but couldn't stay for breakfast since all that he had in the fridge were broceries."
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Essentials that dudes buy at stores (bro groceries.) Examples include beer, shaving cream, Sports Illustrated and condoms.
Dwight: "Where did Kurt go?"
Jon: "He went to pick up some broceries before the game."
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masculine grocery items such as beer, frozen pizza, and Doritos.
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A gay male has another male sit on his face and eat his booty
Eat the booty like Broceries
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Buying things like meat and vegetables with another guy friend, usually late at night.
Me and my bro went to go grab some late night broceries.
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An imaginary store thought up by a bro consisting of endless isles stocked with mountain dew, polos, halo, wii, jack johnson CD's, black dildos, family guy and crocs etc.. Typical everyday commodities sought out by a true bro.
Talan, "um.. bro why do you all of a sudden have a boner?"

Brock, "bro, just thinking about a future brocery store again."

Talan, "ya bro I figured.. take me there with you bro..take me there."
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what happens when bros go grocery shopping, usually for items relating to cheap nutrition or getting drunk.
"hey man, i'm out of natty ice and dollar pizzas. we need to go brocery shopping!"
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