Broadswording 

To not only just suck up to your boss in an unbelievable and outrageous manner, but to gobble your boss/supervisor so fervently that that you passed the gag reflex 47 minutes ago and not only his knob but a section of shaft is also protruding from your anus thus allowing for much comedic banter withing the office confines.

*Boss enters office*: "Morning gents...."
*Employee 1*: "Hello sir, how are you on this fine and wonderfully happy workday, such a pleasure to see your glowing complexion and energy in our office, can I bounce something off you as I highly regard your opinion on........?
*Employee 2*: "Jesus Dave, you broadsworded the shit out of him, so deep we only saw ballsack"
* Employee 3 *. " Way too much Broadswording in this office" .

Broadswording by Fingered Dickhole July 16, 2014

Broadsword 

a man's penis, either large or used with authority, as if it were a medieval broadsword.

Don't even trip, girl, you know I swing that broadsword.

Broadsword by C-Smith November 3, 2005

Broadsword 

A large, durable, indestructible weapon, used to destroy the weaker katana blade.

The Broadsword! On Conquest!

Broadsword by Poops McGee January 7, 2004

Broadswording 

To not only just suck up to your boss in an unbelievable and outrageous manner, but to gobble your boss/supervisor so fervently that that you passed the gag reflex 47 minutes ago and not only his knob but a section of shaft is also protruding from your anus thus allowing for much comedic banter withing the office confines.

*Boss enters office*: "Morning gents...."
*Employee 1*: "Hello sir, how are you on this fine and wonderfully happy workday, such a pleasure to see your glowing complexion and energy in our office, can I bounce something off you as I highly regard your opinion on........?
*Employee 2*: "Jesus Dave, you broadsworded the shit out of him, so deep we only saw ballsack"
* Employee 3 *. " Way too much Broadswording in this office" .

Broadswording by Fingered Dickhole July 16, 2014

broadsword 

a two-handed hand job

My dick was so big, she had to broadsword it

broadsword by Dbreezy99999 August 6, 2011

Broadsword 

/brôdˌsôrd/

n.

1. a sword with a wide blade, used for cutting rather than thrusting.

2. a thick cock of substantial girth, one whose cross-sectional shape is elliptical, and not circular, thereby providing more surface area for vaginal contact with less required volume of blood.

3. One who calls Danny Boy.

Examples:

"I cut off his cock with my broadsword!"

"Heidi, don't you want my broadsword inside you?"

"Broadsword calling Danny Boy. Broadsword calling Danny Boy."

Broadsword by joepa007 December 31, 2013

broadsword lesbian 

an inclusive lesbian that recognizes that lesbian is broad term that describes a lot of different experiences (including lesbians who don't use she/her, lesbians who aren't women, aspec lesbians and mspec lesbians)

the opposite to the word longsword lesbian which means lesbians be only include very a select group of lesbians (usually she/her women who are exclusively attracted to other women)

both terms are almost exclusively used online

lesbian: i'd ask her out but im worried she doesn't support nonbinary lesbians

friend: no i think she mentioned on twitter that she's a broadsword lesbian before

broadsword lesbian by princemattress October 23, 2020