can't hit the broad side of a barn 

To have very poor aim. This hyperbolic term is usually used to denote poor marksmanship or to have very poor aim in certain activities that involve throwing something(such as certain sports).

1. While we were out hunting, Mitch was a very poor shot and couldn't even hit the broad side of a barn, and so when he ran out of ammo, he ultimately got Roy Horn'ed by the deer he kept trying to shoot dead.

2. Damn, Mark is such a mark-ass pitcher! He can't even hit the broad side of a barn, let alone strike anyone out. His pitches make even Rafael Palmeiro's erectile dysfunction reach out for a glorious grand slam!





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can't hit the broad side of a barn by Mark H March 1, 2005

can't hit the broad side of a barn 

You fuckin missed man.

Damn homie, u ain't funna hit da broad side of da barn

can't hit the broad side of a barn by tombo May 13, 2005

Broad Side of a Barn 

Something you can't hit if your marksmanship is very poor.

Man dude, I just don't trust you with guns. You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if you tried.

Broad Side of a Barn by Ubeenbamboozledson July 4, 2021

Spanish Broadside 

A legendary sex maneuver where a man gets his fuck buddy to close his/her eyes for a facial. The man then sneaks in at least a dozen of his mates, has them line up, and then gives the signal to blast all of their loads on the target's face at the same time.

Bonus points if they're all Spanish or Latino.

Emily: Juan surprised me with a Spanish Broadside last night, now I have to bring this eye infection back to Ohio.

Vanessa: How did you not notice fifteen guys walk into the room and start jerking it?

Spanish Broadside by VanguardVince July 10, 2014

Side Bread 

The female equivalent of the male mistress side dude

Girl 1: What's Candy doing with Phil ? Isn't she married to Max ?

Girl 2: She's still married to Max, Phil is just her side bread.

Side Bread by DukeofB September 26, 2019

Broadsides 

A challenging and often misunderstood sport. There are many different versions of the rules, but all are based on the British Broadsides Society's 1946 publication "Standards in the Modern Game", which was mostly derived from the then-current version of Eton Broadsides. The full competition rules can be obtained by written application to the International Federation of Broadsides Players (IFBP).

Me and Will have been playing a whacking-off game called 'Broadsides'.

Broadsides by Rick O'Shay February 12, 2004

Broadside 

Like the Naval manoeuvre, a broadside is a cockblock executed by a Wingman in which they approach a target in a social setting, unleashing an arsenal while passing thus rendering the target dead in the water.

Wingman sent in to broadside guy doing well at a bar:
‘Hey mate, it was good to hear you beat that rape charge’.

Wingman sent in to broadside a couple leaving a bar:
‘Hey mate, how did your ex go with the abortion?’

Wingman sent in to broadside a guy close to closing the deal at a bar:
‘Hey mate, how is the hepatitis C going?’

Broadside by Zoltan Technician November 11, 2018