look up any word, like bangarang:
 
7.
Bro
The teller of cool stories; the coolest storyteller.
"Cool story, bro."
by Counter Sanity August 07, 2012
 
36.
bro
A guy who replaces the name of his guy friends, in some extreme cases girls too, with bro, man, or dude. A bro plays lacrosse, and/or ultimate frisbee, if he surfs that is a bonus. He always wears a hat, either backwards trucker hat or any pastel colored hat (usually sporting a logo such as vineyard vines, C+M, nantucket, etc) with slippers, topsiders, flip flops, or birkenstock sandals, usually paired with light jeans and a flannel shirt wore in some cases with a fleece vest over. When the weather gets warmer the previously stated may be replaced with brightly colored shorts and lacrosse pinnnies. He and his fellow bros are very touchy feely with each other. Most frequently used words in his vocabulary are chill, bro, sick, awww yeahh.

NOTE: He doesn't have a speach impediment, "ski" and "seff" may be added to the end of every other word out of his mouth."
"Sup bro, wanna chill at my place tonight?"
"Nah bro, I'm playin some lax with Mike, sorry man."
"No biggy, I guess I'll just pick out my outfit for tomorrow instead."
"Sounds good, maybe we can have a chillsesh tomorrow."
by FLsGotSoManyBroz May 15, 2009
 
37.
Bro
White, annoying pieces of shit from somewhere around Orange County, or Las Vegas, or Phoenix who always wear tank tops/wifebeaters, exclusively drink Monster energy drinks, advertise Monster on their shitty hats and shirts, drive shitty trucks, listen to bullshit like Hollywood Undead and Skrillex, call themselves a "bro" all the time and somehow are not really "fat", yet their width is longer than their height. They stand around 5'3" on average and think that the Xbox 360 is the only gaming console in existence and that the Gears of War series is "beast". Relatively simple concepts like philosophy, as well as post-7th grader vocabulary such as "relatively" go right over their empty fuckin' heads.
"Bro, dude, bro! You know I'm a bro, right? Fuck man, last night I went to Hollywood Undead, PARTIED, and drank six Monsters! It was BEAST! WOOP WOOP! Fuck fucking shit!"
by Rodheh September 16, 2011
 
38.
Bro
No definitions have yet mentioned the Midwest bro's in particular, but broism has become rampant in the Midwest. They are on every Big Ten campus (especially frats.)

This particular variety of bro always drinks the cheapest beer or liquor and may or may not smoke weed.

The clothes they wear might not be as expensive as the clothes people wear on the coasts, but these bro's are still wearing the most expensive clothes that they can. They also pimp their rides out as much as they can. They compete with money the same way, even if they have less of it.

Hobbies are the same-- weightlifting, pick-up basketball, golf, and especially, frolf.

Even though they behave as belligerently and are as disrespectful towards women as bro's anywhere else, they go to church once or twice a month. They are obsessive sports fans and if they go to a larger college (especially Big Ten) they will attend literally every home football game (if not every away game) and a very high amount of basketball games as well. They will be drunk for every game.

Chicago is bro central for the midwest, but Minneapolis/St. Paul has many bro's as well. Universities in Ohio are also notorious for bro's especially OSU and Miami U.

Don't believe you are safe from the bro stereotype if you move to the midwest!
Female one: "Ugh, why are there so many bro's at that party?"

Female two: "Yeah, it feels like we're still in San Bernadino."
by yoyojones December 11, 2010
 
39.
bro
Lot's of people think that the bird is the word, but actually the bro is the word.
Dan is my bro, hence Dan is the word.
That bro is a caBROn
by CaBROhnson October 12, 2010
 
40.
Bro
That guy on the football team who loves The Dave Matthews Band and can (and frequently proves that he can) play the opening stanza of "The General" by Dispatch on the guitar. If he's lucky, he may have a Rasta friendship bracelet.
Jonny: Whoa, cool song, bro. What's it called?
Dan: "The General" by Dispatch.
Jonny: Nice, bro. I'll check it out.

Allison: (from afar) His jeans are so ripped! I wish he'd give me a friendship bracelet.
by Anonymous8492 August 29, 2010
 
41.
Bro
A male, often in (but not restricted to) his late teens to mid twenties, whose most raw state would be what many would consider a "regular dude." On this crude foundation, bros layer an exuberant confidence because of good looks, wit, respect from other bros, success in sports (carnal pursuit being a sport), but more often than not a combination of all of these. This confidence when combined with all of the features that make a bro not "weird" or a "fag", sometimes leads to a prejudice against the lesser "weird" "fags", often vocalized in a bro's boisterous manner.

Most comfortable in social settings with limitless amounts of alcohol (hence the common association to fraternities), and an impressive coherency despite the amount of alcohol consumed. This, in combination with said confidence, has lead bros to exploit glaring insecurities in women, often by putting down and manipulating said women, which is more proof of female stupidity than any given bros demeanor.

A bro's wardrobe is perhaps the most interesting aspect of the creature, as it the most versatile of any other genre of person. There is a notable balance between every category of clothing, save emos, guidos and said "fags”. For example a flat brim(ghetto), throwback John Stockton jersey, nice shorts (preppy), and turf shoes(lax), is a staple broutfit. Not all bros necessarily have this outfit, aspects of even skater, surfer, or even casual luxury apparel withstanding, but girls will stare regardless.
You should have seen Danny's dad at the wedding; he was pounding straight Beam and hitting on all the waitresses while giving his two high school nephews beers. So we iced him and he crushed the bottle, spiked it, flipped the table and blamed the whole thing on the mexican janitor. What a Bro.
by Average Bro July 23, 2010
 
42.
Bro
A person who would give you the shirt off his back if he doesn't want to wear it anymore. A Bro is a person who will bend over backwards to help you bend someone over backwards. In short, a Bro is a lifelong companion you can always trust to be there for you, unless he's got something else going on.
You really helped me out of a tight spot man. You are my Bro for the rest of time.
by Todd Swoope December 01, 2008