A Bro; Socal Trash; Broseph, Dude-Bro, Bro

This species of usually white sometimes hispanic male can be found in consentrated herds in southern california. Areas in the "valley", Anywhere inbetween Barstow, Victorville, Apple Valley, San Dimas Covina/West Covina, Anahiem, San Bernadino, Fontana...etc

A dead giveaway that you have spotted a bro if you can smell the AXE body spray from the lifted Dodge/Ford next to you. They often refer to women as "Ho's" "B*tches" "cunts" "dick practice". Bro's also pride themselves in their "im such a dick!" attitude. It's kind of a way of setting themselvs apart from the rest of us who might actually have some respect for traffic laws, women, and the general public. Thats right, it's kind of hard to hold a conversation when the BRO next to you is blaring that annoying I hate everything especially my parents and my ex girlfriend music, or whatever music that makes them feel like such a "badass" and sound from his truck is shaking your car.

Bro's wear wonderfully matching clothes, it actually looks like their little sister wanted to play dress-up but whatever. Flat-Bill Caps, Wife-Beaters, those retarded looking skaters shoes that make it look like your feet are like 4 inches long, high black socks, Dickies pants or shorts, never less than 4 peircings, usually have facial hair (goatee, beard) the fat bro's dig the beard hides the fat face and gives them a more "look at me! i'm a hardcore biker lookin guy. Ya! im such a DICK!" Tattoos. shaved head or spiked hair all the way around, Clothing companies are always a dead giveaway, Hurley, Osiris, Etnies, Skin, SOCAL, RockStar, VolCom, Element, DC, DVS, Independent, West Coast Choppers, OC Choppers...etc. These companies are always plastered in stickers all over thier Bro-mobiles. Usually on the back window.

Bro lingo: "Dude", "Bro", "Dude-Bro", "Hey Bro", "Hey Brah", "Yo Bro", "Yo Brah", "Sup Bro", "Sup Brah", "You Hangout?"(a great pick up line), "Party?", "Sh!tfaced", "T-rashed", "D-G.A.F"(dont give a ****) "D!ck" "F*ck YOU BRO!" "F*ck OFF!", "Badass!", "SIIICK","Gnarly","Tight!"Fer-Sure Bro", "That sh!t was hella tight bro", "Pussy!"

How to protect yourself:
What I always do,
When one is spotted, be sure to alert your friends that your with. Yell at one friend "Dude!" and the other one confirms with a "Bro!" keep that going for about 30 seconds, it takes them awhile to catch on.

Bro's are hilarious. The Socal toughguy that will give you the finger(which he practices in the mirror before bed and when he is about to go out and cruise). Drives a big lifted truck with straight-piped exahust for that extra touch that lets you know he's coming and he's a dick. Cut's you off in traffic and gives you a long glance through his $20 sunglasses he purchased from Saleem at the 7-11. Revs his engine so your baby will start crying in the back seat. He laughs. Turns up his angry music, to let you know he had a bad day at school and he's pissed. as he is leaving the light he will probably take a chug of his Rockstar or his Monster Energy Drink, lick his toungue out between his two fingers and show you his toungue ring, letting you know he is a Dick, sexually expirenced and a badass, therefore you want him, or want to be like him. Bro 1: "Ya bro, he/she wants me" Bro 2: "Fer-sure brah". It doesnt matter if it's a guy, if he turns him on, thats bro points for him. Gay is kind of a flexible word these days.

Bro's usually never work, or if they do it's some pawn-ass job at a skate board shop, or changing oil at a Jiffy Lube. They always appear rich, but really, their clothes, trucks, and colonge are all purchased on a credit card that their parents gave them.

For some strange reason bro's have a strong female following. Probably because they "seem" dangerous and HOT!!!11one OMG sO HaWt!!!11one. But really, the whole adventureous badass sickass attitude is really just them being retarded, acting like 7 year olds on crank to hopefully earn the attention of a select "Hottie" or a "Big Bro" (a bro that they hang around with that is like the Main Bro, they all one day want to be as badass as this guy)He did 1 year at Citrus Community College.... Real men are Wild, dangerous, adventureous and fun guys.

Bro's, are posers, assholes and nut-sacks whose balls never dropped. They seem like everything out the outside, money, freedom, fun, but it's all a big shell. None of them actually know how to man up to a real situation or how to enjoy the presence of a decent young woman. "Hey, nice ass...b!tch" really doesnt cut it. Having fun to a Bro is getting wasted, and the rest he really doesnt matter. Mabey racing side-by-side down Glendora Mountain and trying to jump from another truck to another. Or getting drunk and trying to get cops attention by pulling up next to them and throwing beer cans at them trying to race all while giving them the finger and screaming D-G.A.F BRO!

So my point is, it's not the clothing that makes a bro, it's the fake attitude, of this hardcore hardass who wears only black and white and acts like he is invincible. See, bro's wear skater clothes, how many of them actually skate? You arent a bro for wearing hurley or Dc Shoe.
"Look at those trucks in that parking lot and all the people out next to them, Thats what we like to call a brodeo, it's when they meet a location or "local" if your too bro to speak normal english. And they take their underage girlfriends and drive around from their location for about an hour and then drive back up to the hills to have a party which ends up in some type of guy-guy, girl-girl, guy-guy-girl sex. just a brodeo, happens all the time."

"Wow that guy is Bro'd out"
"If their an AXE factory in this mall?, nah, it was just that dude-bro that walked by"
"Look at that bro who parked his brodozer parked sideways in that parking lot taking up 4 spaces"
"F*cks up bro, tryin' to get faded?"
"We got so T-rashed last night in the desert, ya me to brah, I got head like 6 times and once when I was chugging a bottle of Vodka, god im so f*ucking cool!"
by I Jackson January 21, 2008
a usually white trash guy that spends too much time at the gym, found in places like glamis or the river. always, drive big lifted trucks (To make up for their short comings)that in no way have ever seen any dirt, and if they ever did take them off road thaey are so tall they would fall over. Usually with some kind of crappy grafix over the front.(ie: flames) has huge iron cross sticker on the back window. Usually wearing high black socks, skater shoes. Always wearing some kind of expensive brand baseball cap that seems to have an ironed bill
"Bro, are we going to Glamis or "The River" this weekend?"
by Davidis5150 July 28, 2006
a 21-25 year old college kid, typically wearing a Ralph Luaren or Polo shirt with the collar popped up, sometimes wearing an upside cap with a pre frade brim. chills with bros at your local frat party/college, dorm room, etc..
Seth: Hey bro, wanna go up to my room and talk about Jack Johnson with our pants off?

Chason: Sure, only if I can bring some Natty Ice and my Nintendo Gamecube. I got Super Mario BROS!!!!!

Seth: Yeah bro, that's chill. I'll bring my BigBlackDldo and we can study sciences.

**Chris Hansen enters**: Alright sir, could you please have a seat and show me whats in the bag....
by Heshmobsk8 January 04, 2011
A male, often in (but not restricted to) his late teens to mid twenties, whose most raw state would be what many would consider a "regular dude." On this crude foundation, bros layer an exuberant confidence because of good looks, wit, respect from other bros, success in sports (carnal pursuit being a sport), but more often than not a combination of all of these. This confidence when combined with all of the features that make a bro not "weird" or a "fag", sometimes leads to a prejudice against the lesser "weird" "fags", often vocalized in a bro's boisterous manner.

Most comfortable in social settings with limitless amounts of alcohol (hence the common association to fraternities), and an impressive coherency despite the amount of alcohol consumed. This, in combination with said confidence, has lead bros to exploit glaring insecurities in women, often by putting down and manipulating said women, which is more proof of female stupidity than any given bros demeanor.

A bro's wardrobe is perhaps the most interesting aspect of the creature, as it the most versatile of any other genre of person. There is a notable balance between every category of clothing, save emos, guidos and said "fags”. For example a flat brim(ghetto), throwback John Stockton jersey, nice shorts (preppy), and turf shoes(lax), is a staple broutfit. Not all bros necessarily have this outfit, aspects of even skater, surfer, or even casual luxury apparel withstanding, but girls will stare regardless.
You should have seen Danny's dad at the wedding; he was pounding straight Beam and hitting on all the waitresses while giving his two high school nephews beers. So we iced him and he crushed the bottle, spiked it, flipped the table and blamed the whole thing on the mexican janitor. What a Bro.
by Average Bro July 23, 2010
Quarterback of the Pittsburgh Steelers, best quarterback around, man who originated the "RothlisBURGER" sandwich at Pepi's in Pittsburgh, also know as Big Ben and Berger....o yea, GO STEELERS
Joe: Yo man you see B-RO's game last night?
Mike: Hell yea, he lit it up!!
by BIG MIKE April 18, 2005
Being a "bro," contrary to popular belief, is not a bad thing. A real "bro" is in general, just a cool mother fucker to know. Bros know about sports in great detail and pretty much are the center of attention in everything he/she does. Only extremely lucky women/girls can be "bros." Whether it's watching a game, or engaging in general "bro-ness," bros are always doing what you wish you were doing. Being a bro comes with responsibilies: being the head bro constitutes making decisons that directly effect other bros. If you're not up to it, don't take on that task, you'll thank yourself for it later. Bros engage in bro-pong, which is a variation of beer-pong. Bro-pong isn't that much different, it's actually the same, just played with real bros. Frat backgrounds are preferred, but no necessary. Basically, being a bro is the preferred status of men 18-30. If you're in your 40's and still consider yourself a bro, you are too old. Put down the beer bong, and go pick your kids up from soccer practice.
"Bro, today I watched the Tigers beat the Yankees."

"Really? Bro, they suck!"
"I am glad to have a bro like you (girl/guy)."
by Head Bro of Bro-ness January 28, 2010
A Bro is a guy that thinks he is way cooler than he really is. A Bro can be seen in pics making a face or a pose where he is trying so hard to look like hes not trying. A Bro will call all the other guys bro even though noone likes the bro. For people unfamiliar with this term, realize it is not mainstream yet and originated from www.whitekidsfromtheburbs.com. Other people would refer to a bro as a douche bag. Bros are usually idiots so a way to have fun with them is to call them bro every few words when you are talking to them and see how long it takes them to catch on.
Look at that absolute Bro with his stunna shades on inside and his white blazer. Doesn't he know hes at a friggin house party and not VIP at a ghey bar?
by JT Wolfe January 16, 2009
men that are like brothers but actually not
Lupe: dude bro! I smoked this crack the other day but then I found out that it was confectioner's sugar!
Blake: umadtho?
by Art L April 22, 2011

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