A Bro; Socal Trash; Broseph, Dude-Bro, Bro

This species of usually white sometimes hispanic male can be found in consentrated herds in southern california. Areas in the "valley", Anywhere inbetween Barstow, Victorville, Apple Valley, San Dimas Covina/West Covina, Anahiem, San Bernadino, Fontana...etc

A dead giveaway that you have spotted a bro if you can smell the AXE body spray from the lifted Dodge/Ford next to you. They often refer to women as "Ho's" "B*tches" "cunts" "dick practice". Bro's also pride themselves in their "im such a dick!" attitude. It's kind of a way of setting themselvs apart from the rest of us who might actually have some respect for traffic laws, women, and the general public. Thats right, it's kind of hard to hold a conversation when the BRO next to you is blaring that annoying I hate everything especially my parents and my ex girlfriend music, or whatever music that makes them feel like such a "badass" and sound from his truck is shaking your car.

Bro's wear wonderfully matching clothes, it actually looks like their little sister wanted to play dress-up but whatever. Flat-Bill Caps, Wife-Beaters, those retarded looking skaters shoes that make it look like your feet are like 4 inches long, high black socks, Dickies pants or shorts, never less than 4 peircings, usually have facial hair (goatee, beard) the fat bro's dig the beard hides the fat face and gives them a more "look at me! i'm a hardcore biker lookin guy. Ya! im such a DICK!" Tattoos. shaved head or spiked hair all the way around, Clothing companies are always a dead giveaway, Hurley, Osiris, Etnies, Skin, SOCAL, RockStar, VolCom, Element, DC, DVS, Independent, West Coast Choppers, OC Choppers...etc. These companies are always plastered in stickers all over thier Bro-mobiles. Usually on the back window.

Bro lingo: "Dude", "Bro", "Dude-Bro", "Hey Bro", "Hey Brah", "Yo Bro", "Yo Brah", "Sup Bro", "Sup Brah", "You Hangout?"(a great pick up line), "Party?", "Sh!tfaced", "T-rashed", "D-G.A.F"(dont give a ****) "D!ck" "F*ck YOU BRO!" "F*ck OFF!", "Badass!", "SIIICK","Gnarly","Tight!"Fer-Sure Bro", "That sh!t was hella tight bro", "Pussy!"

How to protect yourself:
What I always do,
When one is spotted, be sure to alert your friends that your with. Yell at one friend "Dude!" and the other one confirms with a "Bro!" keep that going for about 30 seconds, it takes them awhile to catch on.

Bro's are hilarious. The Socal toughguy that will give you the finger(which he practices in the mirror before bed and when he is about to go out and cruise). Drives a big lifted truck with straight-piped exahust for that extra touch that lets you know he's coming and he's a dick. Cut's you off in traffic and gives you a long glance through his $20 sunglasses he purchased from Saleem at the 7-11. Revs his engine so your baby will start crying in the back seat. He laughs. Turns up his angry music, to let you know he had a bad day at school and he's pissed. as he is leaving the light he will probably take a chug of his Rockstar or his Monster Energy Drink, lick his toungue out between his two fingers and show you his toungue ring, letting you know he is a Dick, sexually expirenced and a badass, therefore you want him, or want to be like him. Bro 1: "Ya bro, he/she wants me" Bro 2: "Fer-sure brah". It doesnt matter if it's a guy, if he turns him on, thats bro points for him. Gay is kind of a flexible word these days.

Bro's usually never work, or if they do it's some pawn-ass job at a skate board shop, or changing oil at a Jiffy Lube. They always appear rich, but really, their clothes, trucks, and colonge are all purchased on a credit card that their parents gave them.

For some strange reason bro's have a strong female following. Probably because they "seem" dangerous and HOT!!!11one OMG sO HaWt!!!11one. But really, the whole adventureous badass sickass attitude is really just them being retarded, acting like 7 year olds on crank to hopefully earn the attention of a select "Hottie" or a "Big Bro" (a bro that they hang around with that is like the Main Bro, they all one day want to be as badass as this guy)He did 1 year at Citrus Community College.... Real men are Wild, dangerous, adventureous and fun guys.

Bro's, are posers, assholes and nut-sacks whose balls never dropped. They seem like everything out the outside, money, freedom, fun, but it's all a big shell. None of them actually know how to man up to a real situation or how to enjoy the presence of a decent young woman. "Hey, nice ass...b!tch" really doesnt cut it. Having fun to a Bro is getting wasted, and the rest he really doesnt matter. Mabey racing side-by-side down Glendora Mountain and trying to jump from another truck to another. Or getting drunk and trying to get cops attention by pulling up next to them and throwing beer cans at them trying to race all while giving them the finger and screaming D-G.A.F BRO!

So my point is, it's not the clothing that makes a bro, it's the fake attitude, of this hardcore hardass who wears only black and white and acts like he is invincible. See, bro's wear skater clothes, how many of them actually skate? You arent a bro for wearing hurley or Dc Shoe.
"Look at those trucks in that parking lot and all the people out next to them, Thats what we like to call a brodeo, it's when they meet a location or "local" if your too bro to speak normal english. And they take their underage girlfriends and drive around from their location for about an hour and then drive back up to the hills to have a party which ends up in some type of guy-guy, girl-girl, guy-guy-girl sex. just a brodeo, happens all the time."

"Wow that guy is Bro'd out"
"If their an AXE factory in this mall?, nah, it was just that dude-bro that walked by"
"Look at that bro who parked his brodozer parked sideways in that parking lot taking up 4 spaces"
"F*cks up bro, tryin' to get faded?"
"We got so T-rashed last night in the desert, ya me to brah, I got head like 6 times and once when I was chugging a bottle of Vodka, god im so f*ucking cool!"
by I Jackson January 21, 2008
ussually white guys, with lifted trucks. listen to the newest rap, hardcore, rock.
example- KMK, Disturbed, lil' john etc.

clothes-
-wear hates at an angle with the visor part fliped up. sometimes have a sign or symbol on it.
-wear skin and no fear shirts.
-jerseys, bandannas, or no shirt at all.
-generaly dress in all black.
-wear big rings, have plugs.
-ussualy seen in the OC, Califronia area.
-use the west side sign more often then needed.
-ussualy seen with black spiked hair.
-into metal mulisha
-wear sunglasses
-kind of in to them selfs

-interests
dirt bikes. smoking. drinking. weed. girls.

they dont really care about much. they Normally want to start something or get into a fight. puff there chest up to look bigger and/or tougher.
At a party*

josh-"Why is that Bro over there wearing his hat like that?" (in a loud voice)

Greg-"I have no idea. it looks so dumb."

Bro- " WhAt DiD YoU SaY FaGgOt?? YoU WaNt Me To BeAt YoUr ASS? HUH? what? what?"
by MXrider101 August 23, 2005
"The Three Types of Bros"

SMART BROS can turn the broness on and off when they have to. they are not truly dedicated but parts of them resemble a bro. if they had to they could get rid of the bro accent and swagger and be a normal guy.

AVERAGE BROS are not stupid but majority of the time they are true bros. they go to the gym and talk stats about games all the time they have tattoos of crosses but not hardcore ones. they can get rid of the broness if they really want to but they normally dont cause they dont want to be embarrassed in front of their friends.

and then there are the HARD CORE BROS / HELMET BROS . always match their clothes. have dip in their mouth all the time. constantly talking about drinking, sports, or working out. at the gym check themselves out in the mirror more then a girl. actually they check themselves out in any shiny surface. have many large cross tats with a shamrock or a sports team on it . protein shakes are always with them they yell and make constipation noises when they lift weights, they yell when they are done, and always slap each others asses. They are so stupid they need helmets
Person1: Now around the fraternity part of the college you are going to find that there are alot of...

Bro: AHHHHHHH YEAAAAA MAN THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT BRO UHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME MORE OF THAT MUSCLE MILK MAN WOOOOO YEAAAAA

Person 1: bros
by liljohnmac2269 November 25, 2009
18-25 year old white upper middle class males who attend universities, and are usually members of fraternities. During free time they enjoy playing sports such as ultimate frisbee, lacross, flag football, fishing, and beach volleyball. They are knowledgeable about most spectator sports and attend sporting events regularly. Bros are often actively envolved in fantasy football, and will form leagues with other bros. They enjoy attending suburban house parties and frat parties, and are skilled at most drinking games. They also have a fairly refined taste for good beer, and can afford to drink it more often than others their age, but still must resort to cheap beer at times. Bros enjoy the presence of attractive women, but are also content with simply "broing out". Favorite clothing brands include polo, vinyard vines, jcrew, and lacoste. Shorts include brightly colored, madras, crittered, seer-suckers and the classic khakis. Footwear comprises mostly of sperry topsiders, flip flops, and asics runners. Hats with pre-frayed brims are popular, as are Costa Del Mar sunglasses with crokies. Bro bands include Dave Matthews, OAR, Incubus, Jack Johnson, Dispatch, and Sister Hazel. Bros drive SUVs and trucks, and contrary to popular belief, do not always lift them, and when they do, the lift rarely exceeds 4 inches. Upper-end colleges in the South contain the most bros. These schools include Vanderbilt, University of Virginia, Southern Methodist University, and Duke. Most SEC schools are bro, and the University of Texas and Notre Dame are also excessively bro. Bros are conservative in their political affiliation, and have a fairly strong value system, although they are often immature in their actions. Many people would consider bros racist, but they can actually tolerate well spoken or respectable blacks that attempt to assimilate into mainstream society. Certain names are more bro than others. Last names that are usually first names, such as Ryan, and last names that are verbs, such as Rush, are bro.

Common Misconceptions:
-bros do not necessarily drive lifted trucks

-bros are not rednecks or white trash, and they actually seek higher education, if for no other reason than that their parents can afford it.

-FAMOUS SHIRTS ARE NOT BRO

-Bros are not gym rats; they enjoy working out, but are not excessively big

-Bros do not act gangster by any means, other than to mock black culture. They can, however, enjoy rap music on occasion

Yeh, that guy at the Beta house was a bro for sure.

This video deserves much credit for inspiring this entry:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8
by Colt Ryan October 21, 2008
an 18 to 24 year-old male who wears birkenstock sandals, watches family guy, plays ultimate frisbee, and wears an upside-down visor or a baseball cap with a pre-frayed brim, you know, a bro
"you met chad over the internet, is that right?"
'ya, uh, ya i mean he seemed like a pretty cool bro'
by colapsedlungman July 25, 2009
Short for "brother". A way of addressing virtually anybody. Used much the same way as "bud", "buddy", "dude", or "man". Originally pronounced "bruh", nowadays it usually rhymes with "snow".
Sing a song, bro. (Jimi Hendrix, from "If 6 Was 9")
by Bro Dudely September 26, 2005
First off, a bro isn't what is portrayed by "Brorape" by Derrick Comedy, and a bro for sure isn't a white trash racist hick who does nothing but drive "a lifted truck or dirtbikes." and wear Famous and stuff like that. They also aren't visor wearing, birkenstock rockin hippie hybrids either. A bro is generally a white kid, but there are certainly african-american or hispanic bros, who are about 16-25. Mostly hailin' from New England and Long Island. Lax or hockey is popular amongst bros, especially on the East Coast where the true bros reside. They can be seen rocking shoes with tall socks, more popular with Laxers, cargo or khaki shorts from Ralph Lauren, J. Crew, and Hollister, but there are certainly other companies, Jeans if not shorts from various companies, various tees, not usually polos, and hoodies (depending on season) that may tend to be ripped down the middle where the hood meets the sweatshirt. Long Island and New England is pretty populated with these bros, thanks to the prevalence of Lax, Hockey, Baseball, and the popularity of the beaches. At any beach you can find some dudes hitting waves year round. They either shred the set, or get shacked hard.
That's pretty much it, Bro.
Bro A: Dude, I'm so tired of all these retarded stereotypes of bros on here.

Bro B: Yeah Bro, I was thinking the same thing.
by ECBR0 April 26, 2009
Redneck + wigger = Bro. Obsessed with the Metal Mulisha, Bam Margera, dirtbikes, and huge gas-guzzling American trucks. Listen to music like The Kottonmouth Kings, Insane Clown Posse, Eminem, DMX, Dr. Dre, Afroman, Linkin Park, post-Black Album Metallica, etc. Usually racist (regardless of the fact that they listen to rap and look slightly "ghetto"...theyre the only type of people who would utter the phrase "Yo, I hate black people, yo." and not be kidding). Also very homophobic (regardless of the fact that they love 'play fighting' with their male friends), and usually make fun of mentally retarded kids (even though theyre just as stupid). Usually seen doing stupid shit like reinacting Jackass stunts or yelling idiotic shit to people out their giant truck window.

How do you spot a bro, you ask? Easy...they're EVERYWHERE! Can be seen in hoodies or t-shirts with dirtbike brand logos on them such as Fox Racing, baggy shorts with a studded belt, trucker hat backwards or sideways. They think they're tough shit but most of the time they're all talk.
Sometimes my friend and I easedrop on conversations that bros are having, to see how many times they say the words "fuck" and "faggot"
by Pauly Wally May 19, 2006

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