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25.
bro
An ignorant, uneducated white male of usually of low social class and self esteem who's number one priority in his adolecensce , young adulthood and many times life is the attainment of what he defines masculinity which he feels is attained by listening to poorly crafted heavy music (Disturbed, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Slayer, Kotton Mouth Kings ect.), drinking large,unhealthy quantities of alchohol, Racism,mistreating women through practices of physical abuse, sexual deviance and harrassment smoking large quantities of marijuana which most of the time leads to crank, meth ect...this is the reason wy the High Desert of San Bernardino has been dubed by the government the "Meth Capital of the World", driving rediculiously large trucks, buying with their paycheck usless motor toys such as dirt bikes, jet skis, dune buggies to ride on holidays at Glamis, "The River" ect. instead of an education, showing up at whatever show they can get tickets for and doing what LA band Broken needle defines as "The Beer Cup Dance". Bros usually don the uniform of saggy dickies pants or shorts, black socks, black windbreakers, sweatbands worn on the forearm, black baseball caps turned slighty to the side with the bill folded up, fat DVS or Osiris sneakers,Ridiculously large belt buckles and any clothing that involves an Iron cross, Famous Stars and Straps, Fox Racing ect. , they often wear pooka shells and reek of cat piss weed and cheap colon.Bros cheif inhabitance in the southern half of the state of California are the cities and surrounding areas of Beuamont "Bro mont", Cherry Valley, The High Desert, Lake Perris, Hemet,Barstow, Yucaipa, and Mentone ect...
that gay bro is on his way to a Kotton Mouth Kings concert in his lifted white ford, with the skin sticker on the back.
by BadNewsPrad November 23, 2006
 
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Queers who think they're racist and yet listen to rap and think they are the shit because they wear Skin, Famous star, Alpine star, and SRH shirts and ride dirt bikes and do drugs. They usually wear Electric or Spy sunglasses. They are typically fans of Cotton Mouth Kings and Metal Mulisha. The average truck that a bro drives is a Ford F-150 with stickers of the brands listed above. Bro's typically live in Southern California. They date girls that are called Bro hoe's
Kyle hates those guys in the SRH and Famous Star shirts because they are bro's.
by Pedro Martinez Rivera the 3rd January 11, 2007
 
30.
Bro
A redneck of sorts. Usually a white ugly short guy who wears big belt buckles(often iron crosses) and drives a lifted pick up truck. They have ugly ass girl friends who they have to be with 24/7 and they beat them too. Always hang out with other bros and are often wiggers and but always faggots. Also they like Metal Mulisha and make sure everyone knows that by putting big ugly ass stickers on their back window of their car. Just fags.
Check out that bro's lifted F-350! Thats tight bro!
by Ryan March 26, 2005
 
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Bro
A dude who drinks a lot of beer, and is the chillest mother fucker ever.
Pete Welin = Bro
by Bilbro Bagginsssss November 09, 2010
 
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Bro
Brother shortened. The best friend in life you'll ever have. A bro is your brother, whether related or not. Bros are always there to help eachother out. A bro sticks with you through the hardest times in life. Someone who you can just sit back, smoke some pot, and chill with.
Bros before hos
Bros always got eachothers backs
Bros for life
by Dresryche May 24, 2008
 
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Bro
White, annoying pieces of shit from somewhere around Orange County, or Las Vegas, or Phoenix who always wear tank tops/wifebeaters, exclusively drink Monster energy drinks, advertise Monster on their shitty hats and shirts, drive shitty trucks, listen to bullshit like Hollywood Undead and Skrillex, call themselves a "bro" all the time and somehow are not really "fat", yet their width is longer than their height. They stand around 5'3" on average and think that the Xbox 360 is the only gaming console in existence and that the Gears of War series is "beast". Relatively simple concepts like philosophy, as well as post-7th grader vocabulary such as "relatively" go right over their empty fuckin' heads.
"Bro, dude, bro! You know I'm a bro, right? Fuck man, last night I went to Hollywood Undead, PARTIED, and drank six Monsters! It was BEAST! WOOP WOOP! Fuck fucking shit!"
by Rodheh September 16, 2011
 
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Bro
That guy on the football team who loves The Dave Matthews Band and can (and frequently proves that he can) play the opening stanza of "The General" by Dispatch on the guitar. If he's lucky, he may have a Rasta friendship bracelet.
Jonny: Whoa, cool song, bro. What's it called?
Dan: "The General" by Dispatch.
Jonny: Nice, bro. I'll check it out.

Allison: (from afar) His jeans are so ripped! I wish he'd give me a friendship bracelet.
by Anonymous8492 August 29, 2010
 
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bro
A guy who replaces the name of his guy friends, in some extreme cases girls too, with bro, man, or dude. A bro plays lacrosse, and/or ultimate frisbee, if he surfs that is a bonus. He always wears a hat, either backwards trucker hat or any pastel colored hat (usually sporting a logo such as vineyard vines, C+M, nantucket, etc) with slippers, topsiders, flip flops, or birkenstock sandals, usually paired with light jeans and a flannel shirt wore in some cases with a fleece vest over. When the weather gets warmer the previously stated may be replaced with brightly colored shorts and lacrosse pinnnies. He and his fellow bros are very touchy feely with each other. Most frequently used words in his vocabulary are chill, bro, sick, awww yeahh.

NOTE: He doesn't have a speach impediment, "ski" and "seff" may be added to the end of every other word out of his mouth."
"Sup bro, wanna chill at my place tonight?"
"Nah bro, I'm playin some lax with Mike, sorry man."
"No biggy, I guess I'll just pick out my outfit for tomorrow instead."
"Sounds good, maybe we can have a chillsesh tomorrow."
by FLsGotSoManyBroz May 15, 2009