*onlooker slaps forehead at this lesser form of humanity*
Here are some examples of the bro point scale:
10 points = driving one of your drunk bros home, punching a hole in the wall, tossing a football with a perfect spiral
20 points = pissing in public, performing a strikeout, grilling an awesome steak
30 points = making a hot girl cry, wingmanning the ugly chick, getting arrested
40 points = winning five games of beer pong in a row, punting a chihuahua, banging a hot milf or cougar
50 points = winning a Pulitzer or Nobel Peace Prize, wearing a camp shirt, converting a lesbian
1,000,000 points = performing a homemade abortion, knocking out a juice head, getting head by a hot nun
In addition to gaining bro points, one can also lose bro points. Some examples:
(- 10) points = getting a manicure, wearing Ed Hardy, passing out and/or vomiting
(-20) points = getting highlights in the hair, turning down a BJ, wearing Tiffany's brand dogtags
(-1,000,000) points = being a terrorist, studying, playing softball, wearing skinny jeans, being emo
"Really? That's badass! He just earned 30 bro points!"
"So, the doctor said I have chlamydia."
"Really? Well at least you earned 10 bro points for it."
"I'm gonna kick Corey's ass for having sex with my sister!" "But first, let me add 40 bro points to his total"
Bro: "She upped by bro points; best. night. ever."
Friend: "That's freaking awesome. I'm still at zero BP's"
Bro: "It's all good man, you're points will come eventually."