a highly noticeable combination of a brown and orange skin tone that is commonly found on bros, brahs, douches, douchebags, and guidos.
Bro-orange is a portmanteau of the words "Brown" and "Orange".
"Hey Pauly! Let's get outta here now, so we can go tan before we go to the pool! I'm trying to get that bro-orange glow!"
1- origins; south orange county, California.
usually describes a person in skateboarding, surfing and sometimes snowboarding, who, through industry connections receives free or hugely discounted gear and clothing.
most bro brah's were either sponsored, pro, or worked in the industry.
the term was originally coined by the "queba's" (east of I-5) who, unlike the bro brah's, pay full retail.
2- pro brah's are active "pro" "athlete's" who are generally, washed up, haggard, tired, over 40. almost totally male, still clinging on to the dream.
3- friends of both bro brah's and pro brah's, who through their connection, receive discounted or free product, are also bro brah, but usually just called bro's. (i.e. the bro deal)
"man, Riky is so stoked he's hooked up, he's a bro brah"!
"jesus! Jeff is still skating? that pro brah never quits"
"Ray knows all the bro brah's, they hook him up with bro deals"
A) A bro so monstrous that he dwarfs all other bros around him, reducing them to insignificant preps compared to the gallons of Abercrombie cologne he uses on his 7 pastel polos with popped collars.
B) One whose titanic strength and audacious nature is capable of going toe to toe with the douchiest of bros, guidos, and other douchebags and surviving unscathed.
Example 1: "Yo, did you see the guy chugging those natties and plowing those hoes at the party last night? He's gotta be the bro-hemoth of campus"
Example 2: "Oh my god, Big S is so cocky and crazy that he started a fight with an orange, jersey guido and his 500 cousins at the club last night. And he won. What a bro-hemoth."
A girl between the age of fourteen and twenty. Her hair is either blonde, or half blonde (on top section on hair) and half black (on bottom section). She wears too much mascara and her eyelashes look like hairy spider leggs. They enjoy applying their makeup on in an excessive fashion. One of the more popular items of makeup used by Bro-hos is bronzer. Bronzer is a golden powder used on the face to enhance color. Bro-hos apply so much bronzer their faces look more of an orange color, and the rest of their skin is an orange color as well, but this is from excessive indoor tanning (a.k.a.:fake'n'bake)and also spray-on tanning methods. Bro-hos are commonley found wearing "trucker hats" (hats that have been made by surf companies that resemble the style of hat most truckers wear, but have been fashioned by the companies and sold extremely overpriced to bros and bro-hos alike. They do not carry purses but instead carry mini backpacks(preferably with little metal studs across them). Each of their ten fingers has some sort of ring on it, either being over-sized or over-priced. They like to wear oversized sweatpants with the elastics at the ankels cut off. most shoes owned by bro-hos are some kind of platform shoe ( mostly Rocket Dogg, but other svariations of shoes three to six inches tall). Instead of wearing a necklace bro ho's cut a piece of black ribbon and tie it around their necks like a choker. brohos drive lifted full size trucks that have custom rims and oversized tires ...more...
The most ridiculous people you might ever meet. Hair worn in a half black and half white/blonde fashion and never completely straightened through, fake'n'bake orange self tanner appyed to the skin reguarly to get a nice orange glossy glow . There clothing style ranges from many different types , from the classic style to the new and improved SRH ,and do not forget the skater trucker hats with a catchy saying or picture printed on top. These girls consume their time mostly with getting drunk , making out with as many girls and guys as possible, and driving in the passanger seat of white raised truck listening to KMK. If you can not locate the "Bro-Ho" in any of these various places you might want to check your local myspace internet page and see if they are posting a picture with a peace sign ,half naked, and photoshopped almost past recognition .Once you have located your "Bro-Ho" you might have a vivid conversation with her. This conversation will mostly consist of one of the following catergories..<br>
(b)white rimmed sunglasses
(d)peroxide used as hair dye
and finally they might just say they "DGAF" about you.
"Bro-Ho's" are an odd breed and hopefully will become exsistinct one day , in the mean time come together , join me in stopping fight against the "Bro-Ho's".
|6.||so bro of you|
phrase used by males towards females, to describe that they have been a really good platonic friend
popularized by Steven from Laguna Beach (crica season 1)
"Hey Lauren, that was 'so bro of you' "
(I compiled everyones and edited slightly)
- peroxide damaged hair
- orange skin
- between the age of fourteen and tewenty.
- lower back tattoo (often depicting a butterfly or hibiscus flowers)
- thinks UGGs go with everything
- wears skater and surf apparel but participates in neither activity
- wears velour track suits anywhere and anytime, including movie/dinner dates and church
- has a beer gut and wears jeans that are two sizes too small (muffin top).
- thinks spring break in Cancun qualifies 'well-traveled'
- has a naval piercing or naval piercing scar
- dates a guy who drives a lifted truck/SUV OR drives her own lifted truck/SUV
- butt crack and thong are always visible
- wears the following brands: No Fear, So Cal, 187 Inc., Alpinestars, Black Flys, DVD, Electric, Famous, FMF, Hitman, Hoven,Hustler, Metal Mulisha, MOB INC., Reef, Skin, SPY, SRH, and Tap Out
- most of their pictures include some variation of a sideways peace sign
- tries to fit in with 'the guys' but in the end is used for sex
- very popular in school and spends 99% of her time on myspace
- very often seen in 661
- they love platform flip flops with SHORT skirts and NO undies.
- they love pushup bras & low cut shirts.
- wife beaters of various colors
- some are sluts, others are sweet.
- are spoiled out of their mind, but use all the money they get from their parents to spend on things that make them look like white trash.
+ 100 bro ho points if she listens to Linki...