Pronounced to rhyme with the ever-so popular "uh-oh", a Bro-Oh is an awful Bro mistake.
The mistake: you tried to be a Bro by raw-dogging a ho, but you fucked up and made made that baby, yo!
Dude, I made a Bro-Oh, can you loan me some bills for an abortion?
Shit, I made a Bro-Oh, and now she wants to keep it and get married...
a bro is usually a white male who is from where i come from italian but not always. bros usually obsess with their style and look. they wear brand name clothes usually (lacoste,armani ,dolce and gabbana or le chateau, gap, mexx etc. they arent always fags but some r really idiots and fucks that call girls they never met bitches. were i come from bros r always clean n smell well. they dont always talk bout sluts etc. there hair styles are usually fauxhawks, buzz-cuts and ronaldo type lines on their buzzed heads. bros love sports especially soccer. in my school theres only a few left fukin emos takin over. usually like rap techno and rock. not homophobes not racists etc. dont always wear wifebeaters. in general here they are italians. dont act like wiggers or call blacks niggers (i hate fukin racists). they arent always rich lil fuks but r prity well off.like expensive cars and talk a lot bout them.
oh bro wats hapenening
minghia this fukin rombapalle
stop fukin screaming bro
bro dont fuking act like a fag
bro did u see rooney
A) A bro so monstrous that he dwarfs all other bros around him, reducing them to insignificant preps compared to the gallons of Abercrombie cologne he uses on his 7 pastel polos with popped collars.
B) One whose titanic strength and audacious nature is capable of going toe to toe with the douchiest of bros, guidos, and other douchebags and surviving unscathed.
Example 1: "Yo, did you see the guy chugging those natties and plowing those hoes at the party last night? He's gotta be the bro-hemoth of campus"
Example 2: "Oh my god, Big S is so cocky and crazy that he started a fight with an orange, jersey guido and his 500 cousins at the club last night. And he won. What a bro-hemoth."
|4.||the bro hoe hold|
When a bro hoe grips her drink, (usually a natural or busch light) with her thumb and index finger, holds her phone, (usually a blackberry), within her middle and index finger, and her pack of cigarrettes with her ring and middle finger all with one hand. This is mainly used to free up one of her hands so she can still put one hand on her hip to pose for a picture. This is an especially popular technique many bro hoes use to make them look cooler in pictures. Many bro hoes simply do not have enough time to waste on putting their stuff down while they are taking pictures.
Girl 1: Hey girl let me get a picture of you two!!
Girl 2: Okay girly let me put my drink, phone, and cigarrettes down first.
Girl 1: NO!!! We don't have time. Just use the bro hoe hold.
Girl 2: Oh yeah!
The "Bro Shield" is a defensive mechanism possessed only by bros. It is mainly used to ward off negative and or bull shit comments made by non-bros, often referred to as haters because of either their negative or jealous attitudes toward the bro. It is not, however, limited to those types of comments. The power of the Bro Shield can be called upon whenever and wherever a bro sees fit to use it.
Non-Bro: Oh my gosh, that's so lame!
Bro: Psh, Bro Shield bitch.
A girl who is like a "bro." Quite often she is a better bro then bros themselves. 9 times out of 10 the bromance however turns sloppy and becomes complicated.
Sally: Why does Lilly always hang out with yall?
Mike: Dude, shes just one of the guys...
Sally: Oh, so she is a bro princess
really lame party where "bros" and "bro hos" ages 13 to 18 go to get drunk and listen to horrible rap and hardcore music. there is always a fight and always pot. oh and always some drunk bitch giving some disgusting looking guy head in front of the whole party. the 909 meets the OC.
how was the party?
dude. we showed up and it was a total bro party.
oh man that sucks.