A Bro-ner is when you get an involuntary erection from doing something testosterone fueled and hella not gay with the bros. Popping a Bro-ner around bros is quite acceptable, and they will probably call you a "stud" and ask if you want to hit the gym or chug a fifth of Jaeger.
"Me and the bros were watching 300/ latest UFC fight last night and it was so sick, I totally got a Bro-ner."
"Dude, Mike put up 250 on the bench last night. I so got a Bro-ner"
"Poppin' collars, poppin' Bro-ners"
An erection of the penis, caused by a bro's amazing bro-ness-ocity.
Bro 1: I slapped that bitch for you.
Bro 2: Dude, you just gave me a bro-ner.
n: A figurative erection one gets from spending time with their good friend(s). Usually a sign of great respect and admiration. What makes a bro-ner different from a boner is that there is no limit to the size of a bro-ner. Bro-ners can increase with time (see example 2) and may never leave, even after the bro is gone.
A bro-ner can exist among females, but mostly exists within guy-to-guy or guy-to-girl relationships.
1. After spending several lunches together, Justin realized he had a bro-ner for Gabby, and that they weren't so different, after all.
2. Gabby's bro-ner for Spencer had been there since first grade when they met. It increased when they realized they had the same birthday.
(n.) The theoretical erection (boner) "Bros" get for each other when one does something "bro" that makes people suspect bros struggle with suppressed homosexuality.
1. Yo bro, I'm totally digging the way you wear that collared shirt. You're giving me such a bro-ner.
2. The smell of phoenix scented axe always gives me a raging bro-ner.
The act of staying late at work, or doing any undesirable task that your boss/supervisor couldnt give you 3-4 hours ago, because he was doing nothing, just as you're about to punch out. The boss refers to you as "bro".
Exployee: "Man, I was so close to leaving yesterday and then I got bro'd for 2 hours."
Boss: "Hey bro, hold up, I got somethin' for ya"
"So you have to sort all the TPS reports? Bummer"
"Yeah, it's a real bro-job."
"How many of you fucks are staying late tonight?"
"Enough to give the King Bro his bro-ner."
"You got another bro-job?"
"What can I say? I'm a bro-bot."
"There's no business like Bro business."
Coming from the Irish word for sad (brón), prenounced Bro-Ner.
An upset or sad erection given by a friend. This does not have to be intentional by either party involved.
Peter: I was so depressed on Sunday afternoon in Marks.
Peter: Ah you know, Mark was slagging me and then he farted and for some reason I got a bróner.
John: Shit one dude.
When playing halo on Xbox live and the play you have just made was so sick it gave you a boner you get a haloner..... the combination of the word halo and boner....
Dude 1:Bro! I just 360 no scoped that hoe in the face now i have a boner!!
Dude 2:Nope dude its just a halo-ner chill....