The knowledge and general rules of the brohood that is shared among your close friends or bros.
Its always bros before hoes thats just general bro-knowledge.
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When someone is asked a question, but doesn't want to reveal the truth. Therefore reverts back to the common bullshit answer of to the "best of my knowledge". This phrase was made famous by Michael Jackson's doctor on Larry King
"Larry King: Are you the father?"
"Michael Jackson's Doctor: To the best of my knowledge...no?"
Okay everyone, I've read over several definitions of a Chav, and determined the American equivalent.
A 'Chav' in America would be a Bro, with certain Ricer and a Wigger traits infused, with the exceptions that Bros wear dirt biking apparel instead of premium designer clothing, and 'make up' trucks instead of Novas.
The equivalent of the Chavette would be the Bro Hoe. Bleached blonde on top, dark on bottom. Not as fertile as Chavettes, but never without a pack of cigarettes and thick eye liner.
See that Bro over there, wearing his shiny Fox wifebeater, chilling in his alcoholic stepdad's trashed out, raised F150. If he were English he'd be such a Chav.
"She's a down low bro hoe Chavette fo sho" - Dead in Ditches by Hollywood Undead
The state of being literate in the language of bros. The knowledge of how to speak and write like a bro.
Bro: That person was NOT broliterate. How can you not know the word brology, its the most important word amongst bros!
Friend of the Bro: Well, I mean they were not a bro what did you expect?
Bro: Yah I guess your right bro.
One who claims they know a lot about a subject but in fact all they know is information they have read from a magazine, google or recycled from friends and has limited personal experience in the subject. A knowledge fraud often regards their "knowledge" higher than someone with experience in the subject and is typically egotistical. A knowledge fraud will sometimes try to dominate a conversation with someone that happens to be more experienced in the topic and will unwittingly embarass themselves and be caught out as a knowledge fraud. Sometimes responds to a question with "why dont you just google it"
"Hey Chris, haven't seen you in ages, i heard you are into turntablism"
"yeah i can scratch like a mofo"
"me too, i want one of those new innofade crossfaders for my mixer"
"no you want a vestax mixer, you dont want to mix analogue and digital with that"
"...no i want an innofade...do you even know what i'm talking about? your a knowledge fraud bro"
A mythical creature that combines bro time with a hot and sexy (usually sassy or sarcastic) package. Basically the coolest person in the world combining sex appeal and slightly toned down bro behavior. Not to be confused with a bro hoe this girl may or may not be easy depending on a male or female view of sex and number of sexual partners. Can occur when fathers aren't given sons to pass on their knowledge to. Not to be confused with a lesbian that appears manly, the bro goddess must be at least straight leaning towards bisexual is an added bonus. Can be a great wingman when hunting a threesome. Not to be confused with butch the bro goddess appears to be a demure female in everyday situations until she speaks.
That Jessie chick, on the mountian bike, chugging a beer, giving me the finger? Oh she's the bro goddess for sure.
An individual who is a knowledge addict. An artist who simply loves "learning", ultimately expanding one's brain capacity. In other words, it can also be referred to as "the art of knowing."
Gambit: "Wow, that is just pure knowledge bro,...You're like a fuckin' sage. Damn knowledge junkies these dayz.."